The Man Rulez

[Kaos]

The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?

[Snaggletiger]

The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?

I think I've taken three selfies in my lifetime.  2 were in JHS, one of which was me standing on the spot where Chris Davis fielded Kick 6.  The other from my seats just after Kick 6 to capture the panda-freakin-monium.  The 3rd was at the beach holding GF's Fin Rush gear. 

[AUTailgatingRules]

The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?

No and no

[Pell City Tiger]

I'll add 2 more:

3. Hair gel
4. Buckle brand jeans

Any one else?

[bottomfeeder]

I'm not a grown man, but I found some funny shit of basefooks. Newsflash: "They are now selling pot brownies at baseball games in Colorado."

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senior Defense Department officials are bracing for criticism after they announced plans to create another new medal—one that doesn’t require service in any of the nation’s branches of the armed forces.  The medal will formally recognize the desire many young Americans have to serve, even if they never actually signed up.

“Not everyone has the courage or commitment required for actual service in our armed forces,” said Alexander Hornesphlaeger, Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Unnecessary Programs.  “This medal will honor the men and women who wished to serve but, for various reasons, chose other paths,” Hornesphlaeger said.

The first medal will be awarded at a Pentagon ceremony next month to Roger Jackson, 23, of Winter Park, Fla.

“I used to watch a lot of war movies when I was growing up and I always wanted to wear a uniform,” Jackson said.  “When I was thinking about joining the Army right after high school I wasn’t going to go for some desk job, I wanted infantry or cavalry or public affairs.  You know, something that would put me right in the thick of things,” he said.

Jackson even considered joining the Marine Corps or becoming a Navy SEAL, but his dreams of military service were crushed when he landed a job at a local Taco Bell and was accepted into community college.

The medal, which looks exactly like the Pentagon's popular new Distinguished Warfare Medal, will rank just above the armed services’ medals for achievement, but below commendation medals.  Recipients who considered joining more than one branch of service will be awarded an elm leaf cluster for each additional branch considered.  A silver elm leaf is awarded if all six armed services—Army, Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard and Postal Service—are considered.

Those who can document their actual intentions to join one or more services qualify for a bronze “I” device.

“I wish the medal ranked a little higher, maybe right around the Purple Heart or whatever you call that medal you get when you’re wounded,” Jackson said.  “If I had joined the infantry I probably would have got shot or something, or maybe even blown up by one of those IUDs,” he noted.

Hornesphlaeger said that Roger Jackson and thousands like him exemplify the “noblest intentions of a new generation of potential heroes.” 

[Kaos]

I'm not a grown man, but I found some funny shit of basefooks. Newsflash: "They are now selling pot brownies at baseball games in Colorado."

[War Eagle!!!]

1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. Not sure what that is.

5. Attending a broadway musical/symphony? (Ballet is an automatic yes, but those others could go either way)

6. Hair longer than your chin?

[ssgaufan]

7. Wearing skinny jeans.

8. Having a man bun.

9. Vaping.

Hey Buzz,   

[Buzz Killington]

Wearing skinny jeans.

Having a man bun.

Vaping.

/thread

[WiregrassTiger]

The only 2 I've seen so far that I TOTALLY disagree with are: wearing Crocs in public and skinny jeans. I'm a croc wearer, although I slipped and fell down the outside stairs (11 steps) last month while it was raining. You will bust yo ass in crocs when it's wet.

I srsly thought that I would need a hip replacement and shoulder surgery.

Re: skinny jeans, I'm not sure what they are but I like to show my figure in tight jeans. Granted, my penis makes a huge bulge but I work hard to maintain my figure, so I want to show it off.

I'm sure some of you "cool" gays have ear bobs but I'm no fan. They are for the ladies, as far as I'm concerned.

I know that a lot of manly men and wannabe manly men wear them. I know that Bo Jackson wears them. I'm just not a fan of jewelry on a man's ear, nose, tits or whatever. Bo can back it up. You cannot.

Also, want to add fanny packs. I don't mind a satchel, briefcase or masculine looking attache' case. But fanny packs are mostly for manly women.

I've never taken a selfie. Ever. And I'm a very handsome man.

[Godfather]

The thing in another thread about "why is any grown man posting on Facebook" got me thinking.  What ARE the rules?

Would like to get some consensus.  And maybe write a book. 

So let's vote:

1) wearing crocs in public

2) taking selfies


Others?

Why do you hate Jumbo and Chinook?

[Godfather]

  The 3rd was at the beach holding GF's Fin Rush gear.

I had that blown up and mounted. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent.

[Buzz Killington]

7. Wearing skinny jeans.

8. Having a man bun.

9. Vaping.

Hey Buzz, 

I was agreeing with you.  Geez...

[Saniflush]

I had that blown up and mounted. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent.

The selfie was a gift Todd.

[ssgaufan]

I was agreeing with you.  Geez...

My bad.  I've been away for a while, and forgot the format.

[Buzz Killington]

My bad.  I've been away for a while, and forgot the format.

^^^^^^DOES NOT KNOW FORMAT

[Kaos]

Gonna have to disagree with you on the musicals.   I've seen several, including Phantom of the Opera in NYC. 

Great stuff.

[Buzz Killington]

Replacing an "S" with a "Z" in any word, any time.

[Snaggletiger]

Replacing an "S" with a "Z" in any word, any time.

lulz

[Kaos]

Replacing an "S" with a "Z" in any word, any time.

Agreez