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Golf game elevated

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Re: Golf game elevated
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2016, 04:26:42 PM »
How do you ride that thing?  It doesn't have any pedals.
"Where are the pedals."

$14,000 bikes are not meant to be ridden. You hang this thing in the rack on the garage wall and brag about it to your poor friends during cookouts.
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Re: Golf game elevated
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2016, 04:39:58 PM »
"Where are the pedals."

$14,000 bikes are not meant to be ridden. You hang this thing in the rack on the garage wall and brag about it to your poor friends during cookouts.

Kind of like corporate tie's?   
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Re: Golf game elevated
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2016, 04:46:18 PM »
You've got a lot of ties, Ty.
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Re: Golf game elevated
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2016, 04:52:30 PM »
You've got a lot of ties, Ty.

I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Golf game elevated
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2016, 05:32:43 PM »
Kind of like corporate tie's?
Exactly!

"See, Fred, this is hand woven Sri Lankan silk thread. It is one of a kind. It took 500 silkworms 15 years to shit the material needed to make this tie. It took 3 young women 4 months using a 400 year old traditional loom to weave it into the masterpiece you see before you, using knowledge passed down through 20 generations. What you've got hanging sloppily around your neck there is nothing more than machine stitched Hoboken manufactured polyester. It took L'Neisha a minute and a half to cut and stitch the material and throw it in the box with the other 10 thousand just like it and ship it out to Wal-Mart."
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Re: Golf game elevated
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2016, 02:48:13 PM »
Gonna be in Columbus from the 14-18 April, bringing the clubs to get some swings in.


 
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Re: Golf game elevated
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2016, 03:44:59 PM »
Gonna be in Columbus from the 14-18 April, bringing the clubs to get some swings in.




Good lort. WTF is that?
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Re: Golf game elevated
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2016, 04:10:54 PM »
Good lort. WTF is that?


Its a really, really keen Texas driver.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'