Kind of like corporate tie's?
Exactly!
"See, Fred, this is hand woven Sri Lankan silk thread. It is one of a kind. It took 500 silkworms 15 years to shit the material needed to make this tie. It took 3 young women 4 months using a 400 year old traditional loom to weave it into the masterpiece you see before you, using knowledge passed down through 20 generations. What you've got hanging sloppily around your neck there is nothing more than machine stitched Hoboken manufactured polyester. It took L'Neisha a minute and a half to cut and stitch the material and throw it in the box with the other 10 thousand just like it and ship it out to Wal-Mart."