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Spring Break
« on: March 10, 2016, 10:18:02 AM »
Monday, I made my weekly trek just a few miles south to the Florida line to purchase the winning lottery ticket.  I get them at a liquor store right at the State line and while there, 3 fine young ladies pulled up to go in and stock up on the essential beach supplies.  Minnesota tag on the front. Dizzam, Spring Break is here already.

This is the time of year when traffic in the Circle City increases 500% and Wes sports chronic chub for weeks.  Dothan is where much of the traffic comes through to hit 231 South to Panama City and surrounding beaches.  I saw an article this morning listing the spring break weeks for most universities and their enrollments.  Mildly interesting.

 
February 27 – March 5
 
School  Enrollment
Ohio University 38,000
Rice University (Texas) 6,000
Rollins College (Fla.) 2,300
Temple University (Penn.) 37,700
University of Florida 49,600
University of Michigan 42,800
Wright State University 18,400 
 

March 5 – March 12
 
 
American University (D.C.) 10,000
Appalachian State University (N.C.) 17,500
Arizona State University 72,300    :jaw:
Ball State University (Ind.) 22,100
Barry University (Fla.) 9,300
Baylor University (Texas) 15,200
Boston University (Mass.) 30,800
Bowling Green State University (Ohio) 17,800
Central Michigan University 27,000
College of Charleston (S.C.) 9,900
East Carolina University (N.C.) 27,000
East Tennessee State University 15,600
Emory University 13,900
Florida State University 40,500
George Mason University (Va.) 33,400
Georgetown University (D.C.) 17,200
Grand Valley State University (Mich.) 24,700
Illinois State University 20,800
Mercer University (Ga.) 5,500
Michigan State University 48,000
Middle Tennessee State University 24,200
Minnesota State University 15,700
Minnesota State University Mankato 13,600
Missouri State University 21,100
North Carolina State University 34,000
Northern Kentucky University 15,500
Northwestern University 20,000
Old Dominion University (Va.) 24,200
Park University (Mo.) 25,500
Pennsylvania State University 44,900
Sam Houston State University (Texas) 17,700
Southern Methodist University (Texas) 12,000
Tennessee Technological University 10,000
Troy University (Ala.) 29,700
University of Central Florida 59,000
University of Georgia 33,400
University of Memphis (Tenn.) 18,000
University of Miami (Fla.) 16,800
University of Minnesota 52,600
University of Pennsylvania 21,300
University of Pittsburgh (Pa.) 28,800
University of South Carolina 45,300
University of Tampa (Fla.) 6,900
University of Virginia 21,200
Vanderbilt University 12,700
Virginia Commonwealth University 32,000
Virginia Tech 31,000
Webster University (Mo.) 21,100
Western Kentucky University 21,100
Western Michigan University 25,100
 
 

March 12 – March 19
 
 
Armstrong Atlantic State University (Ga.) 7,600
Auburn University (Ala.) 25,500
Clemson University (S.C.) 15,500
Cleveland State University 17,200
Colorado State University 32,000
Columbia University (N.Y.) 27,700
Dallas Independent School District (Texas) 
Duke University (N.C.) 14,800
Florida International University 48,000
Georgia Southern University 20,300
Georgia State University 40,000
Gulf Coast State College (Fla.) 7,200
Harvard University (Mass.) 21,300
Indiana University (System) 83,700
Iowa State University 31,100
Kansas State University 24,400
Leon County, Tallahassee School System   
Mississippi State University 20,000
New York University 38,400
Northern Illinois University 25,400
Ohio State University 56,900
Oklahoma State University 26,100
Oklahoma University 30,800
Purdue University (Ind.) 39,800
State University of New York (System) 465,000
State University of West Georgia 11,700
Stony Brook University (N.Y.) 24,700
Syracuse University 20,500
Tennessee State University 8,500
Texas A&M University 53,400
Texas State University 34,300
The George Washington University 24,600
University of Alabama 33,600
University of Arizona 40,000
University of Connecticut 22,500
University of Houston 39,900
University of Iowa 30,400
University of Kansas 29,500
University of Kentucky 28,100
University of Maryland 37,700
University of Massachusetts 68,400
University of Mississippi 20,800
University of North Carolina Chapel Hill 67,100
University of North Florida 14,300
University of North Georgia 9,000
University of North Texas 36,200
University of South Alabama 15,100
University of South Florida 47,200
University of Southern California 41,000
University of Southern Mississippi 18,000
University of Tennessee Knoxville 27,600
University of Texas 38,500
University of West Florida 10,200
Valdosta State University (Ga.) 13,100
Wayne State University (Mich.) 32,600
 
 

March 19 – March 26
 
 
Bay County (Panama City, Fla.) Public Schools   
College of DuPage (Ill.) 29,000
Drexel University (Penn.) 25,500
Georgia Institute of Technology 20,500
Huntsville (Ala.) School District   
Jacksonville State University  (Ala.) 9,500
Kent State University (Ohio) 42,600
Little Rock (Ark.) School District   
Louisiana State University 29,600
Loyola University New Orleans 5,000
Miami University (Ohio) 20,200
Nashville (Tenn.) School District   
Okaloosa County (Destin) Public Schools   
St. Louis Public Schools   
Texas Tech University 32,700
Tulane University (La.) 13,400
University of Akron (Ohio) 24,600
University of Alabama Birmingham 18,000
University of Arkansas 24,600
University of California Irvine 30,000
University of California Los Angeles 42,200
University of Cincinnati 42,700
University of Colorado Boulder 29,900
University of Illinois 28,100
University of Nebraska 50,000
University of Oregon 20,700
University of Wisconsin 42,300
West Virginia University 29,700
Western Carolina University (N.C.) 10,000
 
 

March 26 – April 2
 
 
Alabama State University 5,800
Birmingham (Ala.) Public Schools   
Cornell University (N.Y.) 21,000
Dothan (Ala.) School District   
Eastern Michigan University 23,000
Fayette County (Lexington, Ky.) Public Schools   
Saint John’s University (N.Y.) 15,700
University of Louisiana (System) 24,500
University of Missouri 35,500
University of North Alabama 7,300
University of West Alabama 5,200
Walton County (Santa Rosa Beach) Public Schools   
 
 

April 2 – April 9
 
 
DeKalb County (Ga.) Public Schools   
Fulton County, Georgia   
Kennesaw State University (Ga.) 32,500
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2016, 01:34:28 PM »
March 21 - 25
Huntingdon College, enrollment 1,160.

We're renting a van to make the drive down.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2016, 02:14:09 PM »
Wes sports chronic chub for weeks. 
How is this any different from the rest of the months?
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2016, 02:18:25 PM »
How is this any different from the rest of the months?

True...true.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2016, 02:28:14 PM »
I'll be down there 3-26 through 4-2.  Maybe I can hook up with a couple of Stingettes.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2016, 02:33:36 PM »
Surprised that I don't see DeVry on the list or ITT Technical Institute. I bet those fry cook chicks are hot. Literally.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2016, 02:38:12 PM »
Home Schoolers in the house.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2016, 02:41:53 PM »
I'll bet those local hotels are dreading when the Greater Atlanta Home School Association kids arrive for spring break. Wild bunch of youngsters.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2016, 03:15:00 PM »
March 21 - 25
Huntingdon College, enrollment 1,160.

We're renting a van to make the drive down.

A 1,200 passenger van?  Sweet.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2016, 03:44:47 PM »
A 1,200 passenger van?  Sweet.

Some of seating is not upgraded.

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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2016, 03:53:02 PM »
April 2 – April 9
 
 
DeKalb County (Ga.) Public Schools   
Fulton County, Georgia   
Kennesaw State University (Ga.) 32,500
Cherokee County public schools

I'll be there. Smuggling beer on the beach!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2016, 04:02:23 PM »
Some of seating is not upgraded.


Huntingdon College, like most private institutions, is a close knit community consisting of both current and future corporate managers. Our libraries are stocked with leather bound books and we have only one condiment in the cafeteria: Gray Poupon mustard.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2016, 04:29:21 PM »
Huntingdon College, like most private institutions, is a close knit community consisting of both current and future corporate managers. Our libraries are stocked with leather bound books and we have only one condiment in the cafeteria: Gray Poupon mustard.

Who here wants to hear a story about a bridge?
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2016, 04:43:23 PM »
Who here wants to hear a story about a bridge?


With pictures. 
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2016, 05:02:37 PM »
Huntingdon College, like most private institutions, is a close knit community consisting of both current and future corporate managers. Our libraries are stocked with leather bound books and we have only one condiment in the cafeteria: Gray Poupon mustard.

Whatever. Most of the time you just graduate owing twice as much for your education...

ASU is where it's at. They got a dome!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2016, 05:05:35 PM »
Whatever. Most of the time you just graduate owing twice as much for your education...

ASU is where it's at. They got a dome!

And Big Pookie
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2016, 05:08:58 PM »
And Big Pookie

Now why the bass drummer don't ever get no love?
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2016, 06:19:32 PM »
The thread has a lot of,sausage and not enough tacos in it.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2016, 07:03:47 PM »
Don't know if I've ever been more disappointed than to click on a thread titled Spring Break and not find one single tit pic, nip slip, or even a side boob. Asshole.
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Re: Spring Break
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2016, 09:54:36 AM »
Don't know if I've ever been more disappointed than to click on a thread titled Spring Break and not find one single tit pic, nip slip, or even a side boob. Asshole.


Here ya go.

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