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That's just unchristian
« on: February 26, 2016, 09:42:49 AM »
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2016, 10:10:23 AM »
I've heard a lot of their stuff on Comedy Central Radio.  No, they don't hold anything back.  I thought one of them looked familiar and it turns out Kate Micucci (Oates) played Raj's girlfriend on Big Bang Theory. 
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2016, 10:14:08 AM »
You know you re going to hell for posting that!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2016, 10:17:56 AM »
I've heard a lot of their stuff on Comedy Central Radio.  No, they don't hold anything back.  I thought one of them looked familiar and it turns out Kate Micucci (Oates) played Raj's girlfriend on Big Bang Theory.

Their Netflix show is pretty funny. 
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2016, 01:26:51 PM »
You know you re going to hell for posting that!

Hell is the belly of the earth, while the lake of fire is meant for Satan and his demons.
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2016, 01:34:18 PM »
Hell is the belly of the earth, while the lake of fire is meant for Satan and his demons.

And a continues loop of the 2012 football season plays. 
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2016, 01:41:15 PM »
Would not. Either of them. Not even in the anus. No thanks.
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2016, 01:44:57 PM »
Would not. Either of them. Not even in the anus. No thanks.

Riki Lindhome.  Would! Front and back!  Twice!
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2016, 01:47:14 PM »
Riki Lindhome.  Would! Front and back!  Twice!

They fugly, bro. You can do better.
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2016, 02:05:45 PM »
They fugly, bro. You can do better.

Have you seen me?  Matt Damon or Brad Pitt, I ain't.  While Riki Lindhome is no SI Swimsuit model, I certainly wouldn't put her in the fugly department.
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2016, 02:10:10 PM »
Riki Lindhome.  Would! Front and back!  Twice!

Both...preferably together...while they play and sing.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2016, 02:11:38 PM »
Have you seen me?  Matt Damon or Brad Pitt, I ain't.  While Riki Lindhome is no SI Swimsuit model, I certainly wouldn't put her in the fugly department.

Don't sell yourself short Snaggs, you're a tremendous slouch.
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2016, 02:12:05 PM »
Both...preferably together...while they play and sing.

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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2016, 02:13:07 PM »
Don't sell yourself short Snaggs, you're a tremendous slouch.

You take drugs, Danny?
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2016, 02:13:34 PM »
Have you seen me?  Matt Damon or Brad Pitt, I ain't.  While Riki Lindhome is no SI Swimsuit model, I certainly wouldn't put her in the fugly department.

And from the backside, hell, she could be Jennifer Aniston.
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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2016, 02:15:56 PM »
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2016, 02:16:28 PM »
Everyday.

Good, so what's the problem?
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2016, 02:21:41 PM »
And a continues loop of the 2012 football season plays.
With Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg doing the play-by-play.
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Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2016, 02:27:57 PM »
With Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg doing the play-by-play.


Rosie:  Auburn misses another tackle up the middle.
Whoopi:  George Bush must be teaching tackling at that racist university.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Re: That's just unchristian
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2016, 05:13:54 PM »
With Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg doing the play-by-play.

While sitting at Midfield of Bryant-Denny and watching it on the jumbotron.
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