Over 40 ball?

[Pell City Tiger]

I can feel a TigersX day at Plainsman Park coming up.

[GH2001]

I can feel a TigersX day at Plainsman Park coming up.

All the uncle ricos will be ready to take state.

[Buzz Killington]

I can feel a TigersX day at Plainsman Park coming up.

Oh!  What an unfortunate event on dozen egg night.

[dallaswareagle]

Best player to player cat call I ever heard was doing a co-ed state tournament down in Austin. Out here in Texas you only get three balls and two strikes. First two pitches to the female batter were balls, and from the dugout in a females voice " Don't swing he gotta do what men can't do:  come twice to you. 

[WiregrassTiger]

"Hey UMP! We know you're blind...we've seen your wife!"

[CCTAU]

"Hey UMP! We know you're blind...we've seen your wife!"

Swinging low for the fence! Ouch.

[Pell City Tiger]

Hey ump! I've gotten better calls from my ex-wife's attorney!

[Snaggletiger]

Hey Ump, the French judge says it's a strike.

[Pell City Tiger]

Hey Ump, the French judge says it's a strike.

Hey ump! Open your eyes! You're missing a hell of a game!

[Snaggletiger]

Hey ump! Open your eyes! You're missing a hell of a game!

Hey Umpire, your gay.  And..and your a looser.

[dallaswareagle]

Hey ump! Open your eyes! You're missing a hell of a game!

And when I hear that one I usually say on which field cause it ain't the one I am standing on.

[Pell City Tiger]

And when I hear that one I usually say on which field cause it ain't the one I am standing on.

(in my best Christopher Walken impersonation) You gotta lotta nerve talking to me like that, ump. Whaddaya say I come down there and stab your seeing eye dog in the neck with a soldering iron?

[dallaswareagle]

(in my best Christopher Walken impersonation) You gotta lotta nerve talking to me like that, ump. Whaddaya say I come down there and stab your seeing eye dog in the neck with a soldering iron?

Guys like that that tell me I suck as they are walking off the field, I simply say, 'Coming from a ball player of your caliber, I'll make note of it".

In one city I ump in they have a end of league tournament for the top 6 teams of that league. Well, one team that lost this guy came up and was getting his moneys worth, could not do anything about it as it was the last game and so I stood there and listened. 3 weeks later, (new season) he ends up on my field pitching. He didn't get out of the first inning before I launched him to the parking lot.

I always get even. 

[Pell City Tiger]

Guys like that that tell me I suck as they are walking off the field, I simply say, 'Coming from a ball player of your caliber, I'll make note of it".

That's pretty ballsy around a bunch of beer swilling softball players.

[dallaswareagle]

That's pretty ballsy around a bunch of beer swilling softball players.

They pretty much know not to touch an ump. One did and he was arrested and the city pressed charges. Spent time in jail and was banned from playing for 5 years. Word got around.

Besides we are bunch of beer swilling umps (In the parking lot after the games)

[chinook]

They pretty much know not to touch an ump. One did and he was arrested and the city pressed charges. Spent time in jail and was banned from playing for 5 years. Word got around.

Besides we are bunch of beer swilling umps (In the parking lot after the games)

circle jerking is no way to go through life.

[dallaswareagle]

circle jerking is no way to go through life.

You would know.

[Snaggletiger]

circle jerking is no way to go through life.

Not a bad part of the journey, though.

Hey Ted, pass that lube over here.

[dallaswareagle]

Not a bad part of the journey, though.

Hey Ted, pass that lube over here.

Its those guys that don't aim well that makes things all messy and sticky. 

[Pell City Tiger]

Its those guys that don't aim well that makes things all messy and sticky. 

Skeet is the new age pine tar.