Republicans: I'm going to force and legislate conservatism down your throat. You will not accept the homos and you can't smoke your pot.
Democrats: I'm going to force and legislate liberalism down your throat. You will accept the homos and you will smoke your pot.
Libertarians: I'm going to take over, shrink the size of government, leave you the hell alone and give you the individual freedom to choose what you want.
So which party is the party of small government again?