Battle for the Crown - Final Results

Godfather · « **on:** January 27, 2016, 12:24:00 PM »

Bow down to the 2 time defending champion Snaggletiger.

I think we need to have him tested for deer antler.

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2016, 12:47:20 PM »

Get with AUTR for your prize...if he is still financing this endeavor?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2016, 12:51:15 PM »

Thanks...Thank you all....no really....Thank you. I'm overwhelmed. Thanks...please....be seated.

This is....a very emotional time for me. First off, I want to thank God. I am so humbled and can't tell you what it means to take this award home for the second straight year. To come all the way back from the lower half of the middle part of the upper third of the bracket....well...I have no words to describe that feeling. I want to thank all ~~the little people~~ WT and AUChizad! that I stepped on, on the way to the top...again. So many people told me I'd never make it. So many doubters asked, "How can he do it without testicles?" Well, I've got a little secret that I'd like to share with all of you tonight.

For almost half this season......yes.....I HAD those very testicles with me. And it was those testicles that gave me the inner strength I needed to be the baller I knew I could be.

But...I won't rest on my lofty accomplishments. I know that preparation for next year starts right away and so many of you will be gunning for this title. I wish you all luck. But before that training begins, I have a 3 litre bottle of DEEE-LISH-US Coke Product chilling in the fridge, just waiting to socialize with some Crown and cubes.

Thank you all again and until next year....SUCK IT BEESHES!!!!!!

jmar · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2016, 12:54:00 PM »

That Snaggle feller's a bowl pickin' wizzard. We never stood a chance.

Jumbo · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2016, 12:56:35 PM »

Congrats Snaggs

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2016, 01:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on January 27, 2016, 12:56:35 PM

Congrats Snaggs

You mean, I won the BFT138H2O?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2016, 01:07:23 PM »

I think we all know this was rigged from the start. But, I'm not going to lower myself by making a big deal out of this.

I don't need this achievement to complete my life as much as Snags. And I'm not the kind of guy to dwell on being treated unfairly or make disparaging comments.

To my fans, don't be discouraged about this and boycott the x. It is what it is and some people will cheat.

At least you know that I'm not a cheater or a sore loser.

So, hold your tongues and don't make an ass out of yourself on my behalf.

Thanks for your support and I plan to take some time to figure out where I plan to be a poster that may be more fair and accommodate my talents.

Please respect my privacy during this time.

MarkChand · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2016, 01:24:15 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 27, 2016, 12:51:15 PM

For almost half this season......yes.....I HAD those very testicles with me. And it was those testicles that gave me the inner strength I needed to be the baller I knew I could be.

You must have been carrying your wife's purse for half this season...

Congrats sir!

jmar · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2016, 01:24:55 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 27, 2016, 01:07:23 PM

I think we all know this was rigged from the start. But, I'm not going to lower myself by making a big deal out of this.

I don't need this achievement to complete my life as much as Snags. And I'm not the kind of guy to dwell on being treated unfairly or make disparaging comments.

To my fans, don't be discouraged about this and boycott the x. It is what it is and some people will cheat.

At least you know that I'm not a cheater or a sore loser.

So, hold your tongues and don't make an ass out of yourself on my behalf.

Thanks for your support and I plan to take some time to figure out where I plan to be a poster that may be more fair and accommodate my talents.

Please respect my privacy during this time.

It was fixed?

Well fuck a Snaggletoof then...with !'s dick.

Jumbo · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2016, 01:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 27, 2016, 01:00:37 PM

You mean, I won the BFT138H2O?

Forgot you're already knocking boots with Amander

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2016, 02:23:10 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on January 27, 2016, 01:45:40 PM

Forgot you're already knocking boots with Amander

Oh sheez, forgot about that one. Where have all the good times gone?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2016, 02:25:16 PM »

Quote from: MarkChand on January 27, 2016, 01:24:15 PM

You must have been carrying your wife's purse for half this season...

Congrats sir!

Thanks, but hers is more of a tan, fleshy color with curly, fur trim.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2016, 04:23:04 PM »

I will be happy to provide the prize. I'm in New Orleans next week ( cheap liquor)so let me know if the traditional Crown is what you want

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2016, 04:28:19 PM »

Battle for the Crown - Presented by AUTR

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2016, 04:34:48 PM »

What do I want? Hmmmm...WHAP!!!

I'll have a 6'er of Redd's Apple Ale.

I'll defer my bottle to GF for putting this cool bracket thingy together and running the show. Listening to WT and AUChizad! whine like a bitch is prize enough for me.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2016, 04:38:15 PM »

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. It is obvious that Wiregrass copied my bowl game picks.

jmar · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2016, 05:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 27, 2016, 04:38:15 PM

I would like to lodge a formal complaint. It is obvious that Wiregrass copied my bowl game picks.

Cmon you know the guy was brought in by Snags as a favor. Remember the guy that needed an activity? That was WT.

CCTAU · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2016, 06:00:04 PM »

I was gonna say congrats Snags, but that damn Oscar speech didn't go over so well!

The epic comeback award goes to CCTAU. From bottom to middle of the pack!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2016, 08:44:24 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on January 27, 2016, 06:00:04 PM

I was gonna say congrats Snags, but that damn Oscar speech didn't go over so well!

The epic comeback award goes to CCTAU. From bottom to middle of the pack!

Just another white man making an Oscars acceptance speech.

chinook · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 27, 2016, 08:44:24 PM

Just another ball-less, liberal, obama loving, pussification white man making an Oscars acceptance speech.

fixt.