Thirty three years ago today

[Kaos]

I laughed and lost a piece of ass I'd been working on for about a month. 

Radio said Bryant died. She cried.  I laughed. And it was over.

Fuck that drunk old coot. 

[Buzz Killington]

I say we roll Toomers Corner AGAIN!

[dallaswareagle]

I laughed and lost a piece of ass I'd been working on for about a month. 

Radio said Bryant died. She cried.  I laughed. And it was over.

Fuck that drunk old coot.

I would guess loss work production and high absenteeism are in store for turd town today and tomorrow. 

[Kaos]

I would guess loss work production and high absenteeism are in store for turd town today and tomorrow.

Nah.  Their savior has been resurrected in the shape of a dabbing gnome. 

[wesfau2]

Eh...who gives a shit?

[jmar]

Soon afterwards, cub reporter Paul Finebaum somehow assumes the role of the old man's official biographer and Turd mouthpiece when all he truly qualifies for is Bryant Museum Curator.

[dallaswareagle]

   

[Kaos]

Eh...who gives a shit?

She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.   

[Godfather]

She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.

Cut him a break Wes it was back when it could get hard.

[Kaos]

Cut him a break Wes it was back when it could get hard.

Yes.  When the wind blew or an owl hooted or a dwarf sneezed.  Didn't matter.  But this?  Bryant denied me some prime. 

I gave in to the dark side (and no, not THAT dark side) at that moment.  My hate for the Empire was entrenched. 

[wesfau2]

She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.

She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

[Kaos]

She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

Point taken.  She has churned through at least three husbands since that day. 

[Snaggletiger]

She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

That's fine with me as long as she grunts every once in a while.

[Pell City Tiger]

I say we roll Toomers Corner AGAIN!

Hell yeah! I've got class tonight, but if we leave quickly, we can get down there and back before it starts.

[Godfather]

That's fine with me as long as she grunts every once in a while.

[dallaswareagle]

She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

If a turd fan is not having sex with a relative, do they consider that interracial?   

[The Six]

Hell yeah! I've got class tonight, but if we leave quickly, we can get down there and back before it starts.

Be sure you make a run to Taco Bell. You need to place a deposit in the Shane from Centerpoint Bank.

[Pell City Tiger]

Be sure you make a run to Taco Bell. You need to place a deposit in the Shane from Centerpoint Bank.

I stop by Jefferson Memorial Gardens every December 1st to drop off a commemorative token.

[Buzz Killington]

Nice beaver

[dallaswareagle]

I stop by Jefferson Memorial Gardens every December 1st to drop off a commemorative token.

Nice of you to let our four legged friends in on the fun.