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Who got the shittest gift?
« on: January 04, 2016, 10:43:16 AM »
I got this, don't know why, I don't have burns all over my hands, but this?   :facepalm:


 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Who got the shittest gift?
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2016, 11:47:06 AM »
Got my daughter passes to meet cast members from Dr Who this weekend at the comic con in New Orleans.  Rooms, event passes, etc. 

Email five minutes ago that the Who people canceled.  Refund on the backstage passes but not on anything else.   Only been planning it for six months.  Five days advance cancellation notice is sufficient, surely.
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Re: Who got the shittest gift?
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2016, 12:28:40 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2016, 10:43:16 AM
I got this, don't know why, I don't have burns all over my hands, but this?   :facepalm:




I own one of these.  They work great.  But as a christmas present  :facepalm:
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Re: Who got the shittest gift?
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2016, 01:02:29 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 04, 2016, 10:43:16 AM
I got this, don't know why, I don't have burns all over my hands, but this?   :facepalm:




For when the friction is a bit much?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2016, 01:04:50 PM »
From an in-law family member...a portable charger for an iPhone 4.  I have an iPhone 6.  Should that be telling me something?
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2016, 01:45:50 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2016, 01:04:50 PM
From an in-law family member...a portable charger for an iPhone 4.  I have an iPhone 6.  Should that be telling me something?
It tells me that you're a bragger. Showboat. A one-upper.

iPhone 6, huh? Pffffft.

My bag phone packs 2 and a half more watts AND is a proven analog technology. This digital stuff is a fad, for loosers.

And I can strangle a bitch with the cord.
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2016, 01:47:31 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 04, 2016, 01:45:50 PM
It tells me that you're a bragger. Showboat. A one-upper.

iPhone 6, huh? Pffffft.

My bag phone packs 2 and a half more watts AND is a proven analog technology. This digital stuff is a fad, for loosers.

And I can strangle a bitch with the cord.
Plus, there's a whole 4MB of storage for phone numbers, songs, pichers and such.
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2016, 01:49:22 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 04, 2016, 01:45:50 PM
It tells me that you're a bragger. Showboat. A one-upper.

iPhone 6, huh? Pffffft.

My bag phone packs 2 and a half more watts AND is a proven analog technology. This digital stuff is a fad, for loosers.

And I can strangle a bitch with the cord.

How's that ear cancer treatment coming along for you?
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2016, 01:53:43 PM »
Quote from: The Six on January 04, 2016, 01:49:22 PM
How's that ear cancer treatment coming along for you?

He never had cancer...he's a phony.  I bought the guy an expensive gift certificate for the Hair Club for Men and as it turns out, he's just bald.
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2016, 01:54:39 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2016, 01:04:50 PM
From an in-law family member...a portable charger for an iPhone 4.  I have an iPhone 6.  Should that be telling me something?

Somebody went shopping for you at the dollar store.
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2016, 02:01:09 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2016, 01:53:43 PM
He never had cancer...he's a phony.  I bought the guy an expensive gift certificate for the Hair Club for Men and as it turns out, he's just bald.

I got some meade from the BIL. It was a good batch. Too bad there ain't none left.
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2016, 04:13:41 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 04, 2016, 01:54:39 PM
Somebody went shopping for you at the dollar store.


They have a good layaway plan there, get something for the Mrs. every year.
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2016, 10:49:41 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 04, 2016, 01:53:43 PM
He never had cancer...he's a phony.  I bought the guy an expensive gift certificate for the Hair Club for Men and as it turns out, he's just bald.

Hey, do you know what the Whip does?
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2016, 11:34:26 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 06, 2016, 10:49:41 AM
Hey, do you know what the Whip does?
What whip?
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2016, 12:24:56 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 06, 2016, 11:34:26 AM
What whip?
The Whip. In the Senate, in the House.
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Re: Who got the shoottest gift?
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2016, 01:18:39 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 06, 2016, 12:24:56 PM
The Whip. In the Senate, in the House.

You better vote the way we want you to, or there's gonna be big trouble.
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Re: Who got the shittest gift?
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2016, 03:41:23 PM »
I can whip it. Whip it good.
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Re: Who got the shittest gift?
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2016, 03:49:41 PM »
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Re: Who got the shittest gift?
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2016, 04:08:33 PM »
Camouflage. Crocs. :facepalm:
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Re: Who got the shittest gift?
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2016, 04:20:36 PM »
Quote from: RottenBottom on January 06, 2016, 04:08:33 PM
Camouflage. Crocs. :facepalm:

Whoa!  Trade ya' for the Darth Vader Helmet Toaster I scored.  What size are they?
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