Christmas List

WiregrassTiger · « **on:** December 08, 2015, 10:54:50 AM »

FYI, I'm keeping a close watch on how I'm treated this month. How people talk to me, who I get Likes from on the x, etc. I have a pocket full of cash for gifts.

Any particular thing you have picked out?

Saw Cammy Cam at the Iron Bowl breeze right by me on a hover board. I asked if I could ride and he said he was being chased and he was. By about 6 white college girls in boots. I know that feeling.

I had heard of a hover board but hadn't seen one till then. My boys had to tell me what it was.

Anywho, wish Santa would bring one of those as I'm getting too fat to run. That looks like fun.

Only big purchase by my standard is a rifle or bow for our 14 yr old.

What's Clause bringing you?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2015, 11:09:13 AM »

I hope like hell he is bringing Pruitt and Rocker to Auburn!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2015, 11:29:54 AM »

I want a pony! And a Quarterback that doesn't look like a deer staring into my headlights as I drive 85 straight at him. And a Receiver that can catch at least 80% of the balls said quarterback throws to him.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #3 on:** December 08, 2015, 11:35:48 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2015, 11:29:54 AM

I want a pony! And a Quarterback that doesn't look like a deer staring into my headlights as I drive 85 straight at him. And a Receiver that can catch at least 80% of the balls said quarterback throws to him.

This is the Gus Malzahn wish list, not yours.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** December 08, 2015, 11:37:41 AM »

My sister said they were stopped in traffic after the Iron Bowl and yes, Cam hovered right in front of their car. She didn't say anything about 6 college girls chasing him, but she did say if she'd had her tennis shoes on, she would have caught him.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #5 on:** December 08, 2015, 11:43:54 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 08, 2015, 11:37:41 AM

My sister said they were stopped in traffic after the Iron Bowl and yes, Cam hovered right in front of their car. She didn't say anything about 6 college girls chasing him, but she did say if she'd had her tennis shoes on, she would have caught him.

Had a kid prob about 10 following him on one. Kid was obviously with Cam. Are you saying I'm lying about the girls? Fuck you.

Re: Rocker, WT would L-U-V love to get him back on de planes.

But, I guess I just don't know enough good about Pruitt to get excited for him.

I know about his supposed recruiting prowess (which we hear about with a bunch of coaches), the Saban connection and connections to Alabama HS's.

But the rumors about the altercation with Richt and staff turmoil concern me. Someone enlighten WT on why he'd be a better choice than Kelly or T-Rob or Ruff.

Inquiring minds want to know. Lay it on me aut1.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** December 08, 2015, 12:08:37 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 08, 2015, 11:43:54 AM

Had a kid prob about 10 following him on one. Kid was obviously with Cam. Are you saying I'm lying about the girls? Fuck you.

Re: Rocker, WT would L-U-V love to get him back on de planes.

But, I guess I just don't know enough good about Pruitt to get excited for him.

I know about his supposed recruiting prowess (which we hear about with a bunch of coaches), the Saban connection and connections to Alabama HS's.

But the rumors about the altercation with Richt and staff turmoil concern me. Someone enlighten WT on why he'd be a better choice than Kelly or T-Rob or Ruff.

Inquiring minds want to know. Lay it on me aut1.

Well, R-Kelly is busy with his music career. T-Rob has never been a DC. And I have no idea what Dennis the Menace's dog has to do with this conversation.