fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289

The Six · « **Reply #40 on:** February 03, 2016, 10:17:38 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on February 03, 2016, 10:16:42 AM

I took home-ec back in the day, taught me to sew and cook. Since I was the only guy in the class was pretty easy to always have a date for the weekend. (when I had hair keen)

When you were in high school the ladies had some hair keen too. Bouffant style. Full bushes too.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #41 on:** February 03, 2016, 10:20:04 AM »

Quote from: The Six on February 03, 2016, 10:17:38 AM

When you were in high school the ladies had some hair keen too. Bouffant style. Full bushes too.

Yup, you had to fight the thick cudzoo to get into the clearing.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #42 on:** February 05, 2016, 10:31:08 AM »

This may be just me being a nitpicking little beesh. Been accused of it before. But look at these quotes from Malzahn on Marlon Character sticking with his commit while USCe continued to recruit him.

"He stayed committed to us through the transition of us losing a defensive coordinator and our secondary coach," Malzahn said. "Those guys kept recruiting him, and he hung in there with us. He stayed with us, he waited until we hired a defensive coordinator and a secondary coach, and I really appreciate his loyalty to us. He's going to be a fantastic player. He's got a very good skill set."

Now, look at the Headline to that dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. piece. Is there a reason to single that out and put it in quotes as if CGM was taking a shot at Muschamp and Co.?

Gus Malzahn appreciates recruit's 'loyalty' to Auburn despite efforts by 'those guys' at South Carolina

Godfather · « **Reply #43 on:** February 05, 2016, 10:50:03 AM »

If you listened to Gus presser after NSD. The one thing he kept saying is that most of these guys we have been recruiting for 2 years or more. He said Woody Barrett was hand picked by him and this staff, to run this offense. He said he has been excited about all of his classes but this was the "One" the one they had been waiting on.

I am excited about this class as well, we met a lot of needs which in years past we have always seemed to go with the top of what's available.

I certainly hope this is the "one" because with Gus it's about time the rubber meets the road.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 05, 2016, 10:59:37 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 05, 2016, 10:50:03 AM

If you listened to Gus presser after NSD. The one thing he kept saying is that most of these guys we have been recruiting for 2 years or more. He said Woody Barrett was hand picked by him and this staff, to run this offense. He said he has been excited about all of his classes but this was the "One" the one they had been waiting on.

I am excited about this class as well, we met a lot of needs which in years past we have always seemed to go with the top of what's available.

I certainly hope this is the "one" because with Gus it's about time the rubber meets the road.

Wasn't Kiehl Frazier hand-picked?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #45 on:** February 05, 2016, 11:00:33 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on February 05, 2016, 10:59:37 AM

Wasn't Kiehl Frazier hand-picked?

That's gonna' leave a mark

Godfather · « **Reply #46 on:** February 05, 2016, 11:12:28 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on February 05, 2016, 10:59:37 AM

Wasn't Kiehl Frazier hand-picked?

Probably, but I thought JJ was hand picked too. Maybe he needs to use a different hand.

Godfather · « **Reply #47 on:** February 05, 2016, 11:18:01 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on February 05, 2016, 10:59:37 AM

Wasn't Kiehl Frazier hand-picked?

4:30 Mark

Saniflush · « **Reply #48 on:** February 05, 2016, 02:27:43 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on February 05, 2016, 10:59:37 AM

Wasn't Kiehl Frazier hand-picked?

Just like a booger

Kaos · « **Reply #49 on:** February 07, 2016, 12:31:43 PM »

Cam named MVP. Kevin Greene named to HOF.

What does al.com have on the site today?

What would bear Bryant think about Cam?

How has Shula helped Cam?

Former Bama player Evan Mathis lands in super bowl

It's outrageous. Something has to be done.

The Prowler · « **Reply #50 on:** February 07, 2016, 11:44:07 PM »

$5 says that they write a negative piece on Cam tomorrow.

Jumbo · « **Reply #51 on:** February 08, 2016, 02:37:50 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 07, 2016, 11:44:07 PM

$5 says that they write a negative piece on Cam tomorrow.

Only thugs walk out during a presser.

AUChizad · « **Reply #52 on:** February 08, 2016, 11:43:57 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 07, 2016, 11:44:07 PM

$5 says that they write a negative piece on Cam tomorrow.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/02/super_bowl_50_cam_newton_walks.html

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/02/what_former_current_auburn_pla.html

The Prowler · « **Reply #53 on:** February 08, 2016, 11:44:17 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on February 08, 2016, 11:43:57 AM

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/02/super_bowl_50_cam_newton_walks.html

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/02/what_former_current_auburn_pla.html

Yup, not one mention of them having the Cam press conference in the same room as a Denver Bronco player's...close enough that Cam and the media could hear him talking about how they shut down Cam and put pressure on him. Again, I would've gotten up and walked out too and I feel that Cam has a more competitive drive than I do.

Let the inbred bammers talk shit, it's their own shitty Coach Shula that put the horrible game plan together. The loss is squarely on his shoulders. Yeah, you can say that the Panther OL did a bad job at protecting him, but as a good OC you have to change it up just a little, especially if it isn't working...and those 2 yard dive plays weren't working at all. I don't remember a screen to the RB being called, that would've maybe been a nice play every once in a while.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #54 on:** February 09, 2016, 10:18:46 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 08, 2016, 11:44:17 PM

Yup, not one mention of them having the Cam press conference in the same room as a Denver Bronco player's...close enough that Cam and the media could hear him talking about how they shut down Cam and put pressure on him. Again, I would've gotten up and walked out too and I feel that Cam has a more competitive drive than I do.

Let the inbred bammers talk shit, it's their own shitty Coach Shula that put the horrible game plan together. The loss is squarely on his shoulders. Yeah, you can say that the Panther OL did a bad job at protecting him, but as a good OC you have to change it up just a little, especially if it isn't working...and those 2 yard dive plays weren't working at all. I don't remember a screen to the RB being called, that would've maybe been a nice play every once in a while.

Auburn or Panthers?

The Prowler · « **Reply #55 on:** February 09, 2016, 04:16:07 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on February 09, 2016, 10:18:46 AM

Auburn or Panthers?

Exactly. I had flashbacks of Auburn's offense this past season.

Kaos · « **Reply #56 on:** February 16, 2016, 06:42:22 PM »

The fawning never ends:

How Alabama gets the most bestest defensive lines evAR!!
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/02/the_recruiting_strategy_that_k.html#incart_river_home_pop

Some gems from this oozing include:

Alabama has a seemingly endless supply of defensive linemen because of the way it recruits.

Credit the Tide's national recruiting approach. All but a few schools are somewhat limited by their geography and the areas they traditionally recruit. That means if a school's home state and surrounding states don't have great defensive line prospects that year, the school is out of luck.

However, Alabama isn't limited to one geographic region and has proven it can successfully land players from anywhere in the country.

When you can be picky like Alabama can, the biggest thing comes down to fit in the system..

They quote former Cleveland Browns general manager Phil Savage

AKA Bama radio host and Saban suckup, but that's not noted in this gushing treatise.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #57 on:** February 23, 2016, 11:30:58 AM »

The dot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. can't help themselves. Headline today saying Auburn loses another member of support staff, as if the rats continue to jump off the sinking ship. Some guy no one ever heard of, working as an "analyst" for the program. He's going back to his hometown, Des Moines, to become a High School head corch. I'm guessing a pretty big thing in his life. But to aldot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!! I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others. I like male genatalia in and around my mouth., it's a pattern.

Kaos · « **Reply #58 on:** February 25, 2016, 09:59:07 PM »

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/02/auburn_video_coordinator_no_longer_with_program.html#incart_river_mobile_home_pop

The count is up to ten.
- Brandon Marshmallow

Oh noes! Auburn's videographer, Sam Naga...Naga...Nagannaworkhere anymore anyway has left the Auburn football program.

Dun...dun... DAAAAAH!!

Epic disaster. The bodycount grows. How many does Malzahn have to axe before he reaches serial killer status?

Saniflush · « **Reply #59 on:** February 26, 2016, 10:39:57 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 25, 2016, 09:59:07 PM

Oh noes! Auburn's videographer, Sam Naga...Naga...Nagannaworkhere anymore anyway has left the Auburn football program.

We are about to get an "O" face.