fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289

[AUChizad]

Check Brandon Marcello's tweetstorm.

My twitter battle with Talty stirred up his rage.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello

[Godfather]

Check Brandon Marcello's tweetstorm.

My twitter battle with Talty stirred up his rage.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello

I don't know where I'm looking

[AUChizad]

I don't know where I'm looking

Brandon Marcello mentioned the article and especially the headline was bad (without mentioning Talty by name).

I told Talty on Twitter Marcello rightfully dragged him for it.

Talty got Salty.



Then Marcello tweeted this.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872185863035289601

An irrelevant journalist who is constantly cited by his website for breaking news.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872186859706822657

Free tip: Don't write false headlines. Don't sensationalize to cover up weak reporting. Be better. You're not new wave. You're a low tide.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872187394304376833

More
Truth hurts. And here's the truth: I'm 100x the journalist you are or ever will be. I dig, I confirm, I don't go strong with weak info.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872187798916407296

Irrelevant? I'm the most relevant person on this beat. Cocky? Hell yes. I bust my ass. Your stupidity/blind reporting makes me stronger.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872188038729912320

It's sad what has happened to the leadership at that paper. It's why I left and why I continue to advance, move forward, break news.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872188839632261121

Don't confuse cockiness and strong headlines with being good at your job. But party on, dude. I'll be working.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872189155467563008

And, hey, not an attack on the staff at AL. I'm close to James, Wes. There are great reporters there. But the wood is rotten.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872190821826785280

I don't even know why I waste my time, but I just don't like being quiet any more. There is weakness in this profession. You should know it.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872190461791875072

No mass agenda. I don't believe that at all. Just weak hires and reporters with warped views on reality -- and a strong belief they're right

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872216536232144899

Blocked the man in August. My words will get back to him. They always do. I'd say it to his face.

[WiregrassTiger]

Brandon Marcello mentioned the article and especially the headline was bad (without mentioning Talty by name).

I told Talty on Twitter Marcello rightfully dragged him for it.

Talty got Salty.



Then Marcello tweeted this.

https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872185863035289601
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872186859706822657
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872187394304376833
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872187798916407296
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872188038729912320
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872188839632261121
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872189155467563008
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872190821826785280
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872190461791875072
https://twitter.com/bmarcello/status/872216536232144899

If I were a Twitter I guess it could be a similar conversation between you and I. But in the end, I'd probably just end up whopping your ass and then tweeting snide comments about it.

[Buzz Killington]

Up to about part 5K now.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/06/auburn_fires_its_coaches_but_t.html?ath=728bb6a32dda5842bbc18ac48377c4d7#cmpid=nsltr_herostrybutton_single

Auburn fires its coaches, but they're all coming back


Updated on June 19, 2017 at 11:25 AM Posted on June 19, 2017 at 6:37 AM
Former Auburn coaches Pat Dye, Tommy Tuberville and Gene Chizik all now live in Auburn. The Auburn Coaches Retirement Club is always looking for new members.
Former Auburn coaches Pat Dye, Tommy Tuberville and Gene Chizik all now live in Auburn. The Auburn Coaches Retirement Club is always looking for new members.( Illustration by Susana Sanchez-Young for AL.com)
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BY JOSEPH GOODMAN jgoodman@al.com
Auburn has a history of paying football coaches to go away, but they're all coming back in retirement.

Retiree Tommy Tuberville lives so close to the coach who replaced him at Auburn that he can pepper Gene Chizik's yard with golf balls.

Chizik is enjoying the retired life in Auburn few people can imagine. He called it quits at such a young age that his youngest son is still in high school.

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Then there's Pat Dye, who might be the most relevant retired college football coach in the country. After Dye retired in Auburn, the university not only put his name on the football field, but they gave him an office in the athletics building. He remains attuned to the pulse of the program, glad-hands recruits and boosters and promotes Auburn's agenda on radio shows.

Not bad for a coach who was forced to step down in the wake of NCAA violations.

"The trustees called me and said, look, we want to name something after you," Dye said. "Would you rather have a building, or would you rather have the field? I said, 'That's a no-brainer. I come out the dirt. I like the dirt.'"

Shug Jordan is buried in Auburn, and Dye retired there long ago. Relative newcomers to the Auburn Coaches Retirement Club are Tuberville and Chizik, who both had huge success for the Tigers, and then took enormous buyouts to go away. But now they're back and have put themselves out to pasture in the Loveliest Village on the Plains.


"It's such a good place to live, and you grow close to it because most of us raised our families in those areas," Tuberville said.

Tommy Tuberville discusses what he's been up to since leaving Cincinnati last season
Or in the case of Chizik, still raising his family. One of Chizik's daughters attends Auburn, and his son could be at the university in a few years. Retired at 55, Chizik can't start drawing social security for 12 more years.

Chizik retired from football in February after living away from his family for two years in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. He was a successful defensive coordinator for the Tar Heels, but the time away from his family was too difficult. Now, he's a principal member of the Auburn Coaches Retirement Club, and life is like a cool glass of Toomer's Corner lemonade.

Of the school's four living retired former head football coaches, three are walking into that "Sweet Auburn!" sunset of life either in Auburn or on nearby Lake Martin. And the fourth, Doug Barfield, isn't far away. He lives in east Montgomery, which is only a 40-minute car ride from campus.

Barfield's grandchildren live in Auburn, so he's no stranger to the place.

In one of the quirkiest wrinkles of the college football universe, every living person who has been a permanent head football coach at Auburn except Terry Bowden could meet for lunch at Momma Goldberg's on Magnolia Avenue in less than an hour. Current Auburn coach Gus Malzahn is entering his fifth season with the Tigers, but the Auburn Coaches Retirement Club is always looking for new members.


Recent history has proven that it's difficult to survive at Auburn as a football coach, and that's especially true now in the time of Nick Saban, but Auburn fans apparently love their former coaches once they retire. The coaches many of the fans wanted fired over the years are now celebrated around town. And why not, most of the coaches Auburn has fired or forced out through the years have been successful.

Chizik went 14-0 in 2010 and won a BCS national championship.

Tuberville beat Alabama six times in a row, went 13-0 in 2004 and was a BCS blunder away from playing for a national championship.

Dye, who is in the College Football Hall of Fame, won four SEC titles, including three in a row. He coached Bo Jackson, and defeated Paul Bryant.

Since 1993, when Bowden went 11-0 while on probation, no football team in the country has more undefeated seasons than Auburn (three), and only one team, Nebraska, has just as many. But Auburn fans and boosters are a demanding bunch. If a bad season on the Plains coincides with success over at Alabama, that usually means a lucky Auburn coach suddenly has the financial ability to retire while his golf game is still amendable.

Every Auburn coach since Shug Jordan retired in 1975 has been fired or forced out. When those same coaches retire and return, they are beloved.

[War Eagle!!!]

Up to about part 5K now.

Holy hell. That may be the best of the bunch.

[Kaos]

Then there's this ridiculous shit:

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/06/chargers_darius_philon_sets_re.html

Bama didn't do Darius Philon wrong, they were good to that boy.

[The Prowler]

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/06/alabama_reports_22_ncaa_minor.html

[Kaos]

The story should have read:  Richardson has had his struggles since leaving Alabama due in fact to the NFL actually testing for illegal banned substances.

And it's back again!  Richardson to the NFL!!  Inspire me Trent!

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2017/07/trent_richardson_feels_great_c.html

[Snaggletiger]

He's really good on the bench press.

[Buzz Killington]

That's Snaggs' warmup weight though.

Plus...dat boy gon' break his sternum bouncing it like that.

[Kaos]

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/08/watch_auburn_coach_lay_into_fr.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home_pop

Auburn coaches are abusive. 

[wesfau2]

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2017/08/watch_auburn_coach_lay_into_fr.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home_pop

Auburn coaches are abusive.

I hope their reporters never have to listen to Rick Trickett coaching his OL.  Clutch the pearls.

[Buzz Killington]

SHET THA PROGREM DOWN PAAAAAAAWWWWL!

Sidenote:  Who the hell picked that music?

[The Six]

SHET THA PROGREM DOWN PAAAAAAAWWWWL!

Sidenote:  Who the hell picked that music?

Probably the same Bammer dipstick who does those SEC Shorts things.

[bgreene]

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/08/alcom_all-access_what_can_we_r.html#incart_river_home

[Kaos]

Two pieces today about how Stidham sucks.  One about Jeremy Johnson trying to play pro basketball. 

The Bama articles? 

How coaching at Alabama is better than the NFL for their new OC Brian Blowupdoll.
Why Jalen Hurts is so much better than those shitty five star QBs who left
How Alabama can surpass the 15 non-offensive touchdowns it scored last season because, GOAT
UCLA QB took shot at Alabama, but he really didn't mean it
AJ McFuckletat opens new sushi restaurant "Ajian"  What a dumbass.

[Buzz Killington]

Two pieces today about how Stidham sucks.  One about Jeremy Johnson trying to play pro basketball. 

The Bama articles? 

How coaching at Alabama is better than the NFL for their new OC Brian Blowupdoll.
Why Jalen Hurts is so much better than those shootty five star QBs who left
How Alabama can surpass the 15 non-offensive touchdowns it scored last season because, GOAT
UCLA QB took shot at Alabama, but he really didn't mean it
AJ Mcfudgeletat opens new sushi restaurant "Ajian"  What a dumbass.

This was a 15 minute story last night on the Birmingham Fox station.  Rick Karle may or may not have splooged all over a Hamachi roll

[Godfather]

This was a 15 minute story last night on the Birmingham Fox station.  Rick Karle may or may not have splooged all over a Hamachi roll

Because who doesn't want to eat sushi from a white dude. 

[Kaos]

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/08/joe_goodman_ate_at_ajian_and_h.html#incart_most-comments

The way al.com spins it. 

The article is a complete anal rape of AJ's restaurant.  It is close to the kind of flaming destruction I'd rain on a place I thought sucked. 

Al.com's headline?  "College students love AJ McCarron's restaurant!!!"