Things I find amusing

[Kaos]

Bama fans jerking off over the hire of Kirby Smart as if it validates their very existence. 

Georgia fans jerking off over hiring an assistant who's never been in charge of anything.  That's not the move of a program that just fired a coach with a 74% winning percentage, winning ten-plus games in 67% of the seasons he coached, led the team to 15 straight bowls and put more players in the NFL than any other SEC program over the last 12 years.  That kind of program needs to hit a home run, not dribble an infield single past the pitcher.  Smart may turn out to be a great coach, but there's no way to know that at all now.  Hiring him is something Idaho or Central Michigan would do.  Not Georgia. 

Long conversation on the radio (national radio) about Gene Chizik being in a great position to pick the HC job he wants.  He might not want to go to a Georgia or a South Carolina and will probably stick around Chapel Hill another year to see what major jobs open up next season.  Unless, that is Larry Fedora heads to Missouri when he might be in line to take over the Tarheels. 

All the fucking speculation.  Al.com feeds a lot of it because it damages recruiting.  Kirby Smart is leaving.  That just means Nick Saban is spectacular.  Will Muschamp is looking at South Carolina, Central Florida, USC, Missouri or Alabama or Georgia.  He might be going to the Cowboys to fill in for Tony Romo until his shoulder heals.  That means Auburn sucks and people want to leave. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK you, al.com.

If North Carolina beats Clemson they suck hind tit because they lost to South Carolina in the first game of the season.  They can't be in the playoff.  But Oklahoma can because they are fucking awesome, despite losing to a shitty Texas team that South Carolina would skull fuck.  Stanford can despite losing two games because they beat Notre Fucking Dame.  Alabama can despite having a one-trick pony offense and losing to a pretty shitty Ole Miss team at home.   

Alabama would be in the playoff even if Arkansas didn't make that crazy ass 50-yard lateral in overtime to beat Ole Miss.  That's what sucks.  If the lateral never happened and the SEC championship game were Ole Miss and UF (or even UT) -- the winner of that game would be out of the mix while the national media and the selection committee beats its collective wazoos to bleeding raw stumps over a straw-haired, gar-mouthed caveman fucktard.  And that's bullshit.  As much as I enjoyed the perpetual legacy of Ole Miss suckage, I almost wish they'd stopped Arkansas so the playoff committee would be exposed for the fraudulent fucks they are.  I guess that doesn't amuse me, but it makes me laugh derisively. 

A lot of other things amuse me but I'm tired of thinking about them. 

[Townhallsavoy]

Perhaps these are the other things you find amusing:

The fact that there is plenty of talk about Alabama taking the #1 spot even if Clemson beats North Carolina. Which means Alabama would play Michigan State/Iowa in Orlando while Oklahoma gets Clemson in Dallas. The committee loves old school, traditional, grey haired football. If they can set up an Alabama-Oklahoma national championship game, they'll do it.

The look of bewilderment that changes into malevolence if Iowa and North Carolina both win. Hell, throw in Florida winning too. Oklahoma and Iowa would be in. But does a 1-loss Ohio State or Clemson get in over North Carolina? What about 2-loss Notre Dame, Stanford, and Florida State? No doubt in my mind that the committee would pick the most traditional, money-making matchups. It would be Oklahoma, Iowa, Ohio State, and Stanford.

Derrick Henry's father being the epitome of a bammer fuck that can't stand any bit of dissent. See it in action in the comments section: https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2015/12/01/college-why-derrick-henry-shouldnt-win-the-heisman-trophy/

Al.com rushing to publish an article that says "all is well" with recruiting. Like you said, everything they do is about recruiting. No recruits need to worry. Kirby Smart is a good man who will inevitably use his training in the dark side to dominate football, but not one recruit would ever consider leaving the mighty mighty Crimson Tide.

The fact that every single one of Saban's defense disciples has gone on to suck ass as head coaches.

[ssgaufan]

I'm amused by the fact that Clemson and Iowa aren't #1 and #2.  They are on the verge of screwing Iowa over like they did to AU in 04.  I don't care who they played all season, they won em all, and that's what they should be looking at right now.  Iowa is from a power 5 conference, and is currently undefeated.

And FUCK moving bammer to #1.  Those bitches lost AT HOME to a so so Ole Miss team.

[GH2001]

Perhaps these are the other things you find amusing:

The fact that there is plenty of talk about Alabama taking the #1 spot even if Clemson beats North Carolina. Which means Alabama would play Michigan State/Iowa in Orlando while Oklahoma gets Clemson in Dallas. The committee loves old school, traditional, grey haired football. If they can set up an Alabama-Oklahoma national championship game, they'll do it.

The look of bewilderment that changes into malevolence if Iowa and North Carolina both win. Hell, throw in Florida winning too. Oklahoma and Iowa would be in. But does a 1-loss Ohio State or Clemson get in over North Carolina? What about 2-loss Notre Dame, Stanford, and Florida State? No doubt in my mind that the committee would pick the most traditional, money-making matchups. It would be Oklahoma, Iowa, Ohio State, and Stanford.

Derrick Henry's father being the epitome of a bammer fuck that can't stand any bit of dissent. See it in action in the comments section: https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2015/12/01/college-why-derrick-henry-shouldnt-win-the-heisman-trophy/

Al.com rushing to publish an article that says "all is well" with recruiting. Like you said, everything they do is about recruiting. No recruits need to worry. Kirby Smart is a good man who will inevitably use his training in the dark side to dominate football, but not one recruit would ever consider leaving the mighty mighty Crimson Tide.

The fact that every single one of Saban's defense disciples has gone on to suck ass as head coaches.

RWS will have a retort shortly telling you why all of what you just said is in your head and why you are wrong. Defend the Tagghhhd at all costs.

[Godfather]

Georgia fans jerking off over hiring an assistant who's never been in charge of anything.  That's not the move of a program that just fired a coach with a 74% winning percentage, winning ten-plus games in 67% of the seasons he coached, led the team to 15 straight bowls and put more players in the NFL than any other SEC program over the last 12 years.  That kind of program needs to hit a home run, not dribble an infield single past the pitcher.  Smart may turn out to be a great coach, but there's no way to know that at all now.  Hiring him is something Idaho or Central Michigan would do.  Not Georgia. 

This is what I have been thinking all morning...get out of my head you witch.

[Snaggletiger]

Things I find amusing:

The man in the restaurant this morning, talking to someone but making sure it was loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Ain't no worries. Nick knew thisuzz comin'.  He's already got the best man fer the job lined up to replace Smart.  Nick wuz runnin' that whole defense anyway.  They won't miss Smart at all".

[GH2001]

Things I find amusing:

The man in the restaurant this morning, talking to someone but making sure it was loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Ain't no worries. Nick knew thisuzz comin'.  He's already got the best man fer the job lined up to replace Smart.  Nick wuz runnin' that whole defense anyway.  They won't miss Smart at all".

sad part is, he is probably 99% correct.

and uga will find out the hard way.

[The Prowler]

sad part is, he is probably 99% correct.

and uga will find out the hard way.

Yup, which is why saban's disciples aren't very good out on their own, then when they get fired they always run back to saban. saban hires them without any thought, because they know some of the inner workings of the REC. Watch, Smart will try to set up the same recruiting advantage that he had at bama. One small problem, AJC isn't going to suck his dick like al.cum does with saban.

[dallaswareagle]

Things I find amusing:

The man in the restaurant this morning, talking to someone but making sure it was loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Ain't no worries. Nick knew thisuzz comin'.  He's already got the best man fer the job lined up to replace Smart.  Nick wuz runnin' that whole defense anyway.  They won't miss Smart at all".

Did he clean your dishes off the table after he said that?