Malzahn.
Saban.
Jeremy "The Enigma" Johnson
Heisman Trophy Candidate Jake Coker
Peyton Barber/Jovon Robinson Pain Train.
The Cro-Magnon Henry.
Lane.
Muschamp.
Craig/Lashlee.
Everybody's Next Head Coach Kirby.
Tree Killers and Tea Baggers.
Big As Hell Scoreboards and Endangered Birds of Prey.
It's on.