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Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!

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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2015, 03:54:06 PM »
That list is laughable.
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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2015, 03:58:49 PM »
Got damn, how long can you go to school?


Well, Del Rio's daughter is a 19th year senior at LSU.  :jaw:
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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2015, 03:59:13 PM »
That list is laughable.

I agree. But I was mostly interested in hearing if Les is gone!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2015, 04:00:28 PM »
I agree. But I was mostly interested in hearing if Les is gone!

IMO they would be stupid to fire Lesticles.
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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2015, 04:04:13 PM »
That list is laughable.

Nick Saban

Yes, you read that right. Saban is growing tired of unrealistic expectations and difficult boosters at Alabama, and our sources say the biggest regret of his coaching career was ever leaving LSU in the first place. Sources close to Saban say he believes restoring LSU from mediocrity would be the crowning achievement of his career.


Sorry, but this is almost as laughable as Houston Deez Nuttz being on that list.  Saban is far closer to the end than the beginning.  His time will be up soon enough. (Or not soon enough)  But #1. The man is making 18 skwazillion a year and is a God in Tuscaloosa.  People sprint 100 yards to have him sign their babies.  And as long as he's winning the way he has, I doubt he's having to deal with too many asshole boosters.  They're drinking Old Forrester and smoking cigars, fat and happy.  #B. And leaving LSU is the biggest regret of his coaching career????  ROFLCOPTERS
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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2015, 05:10:24 PM »
I can't believe they left Jimmy Johnson, Mike Ditka and Jesus off that list.
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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2015, 05:15:37 PM »
I can't believe they left Jimmy Johnson, Mike Ditka and Jesus off that list.


He's already coaching.    :bamahomer:
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2015, 08:37:58 PM »
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EDITOR'S NOTE: This piece is entirely satirical and just for fun, in case you couldn't tell.
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2015, 08:12:25 AM »
I can't believe they left Jimmy Johnson, Mike Ditka and Jesus off that list.

No list is complete without Bill Cowher and Jon Gruden.
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2015, 04:35:11 PM »
Is any of this crap true:

http://www.andthevalleyshook.com/2015/11/17/9747716/sources-top-names-to-replace-les-miles
Well, it might've been "just for fun" to begin with, but the possibility of LSU replacing Coach Miles is starting to grow legs.
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2015, 06:38:52 PM »
Jay Jacobs wouldn't hire Jim Harbaugh if he called tomorrow seeking the job.
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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2015, 03:55:29 PM »
Bumpity Bump

Question. Was all the "Les is gone" another glaring example of if you say it enough times...?  Was he ever actually in any danger of losing his job?  I said in another thread that it may all be media and message board fodder because I hadn't seen anything from anyone at LSU that really mattered.  If they had paid $15 large to run him off, that would have set the new standard in stupidity.  And as Auburn fans, we know exactly where the stupidity bar is set when it comes to negotiating with corches.

I just kept wondering if this was a case of gossip gone wild and firing Miles was a foregone conclusion in everyone's mind. Everyone except the PTB at LSU,
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2015, 05:13:58 PM »
I assume there were talks about firing him. I'm certain agents were called. I'm sure some top names received some questions.

But it looks like the majority of the reporting was led by Joe Schad. Fuck that guy.
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2015, 09:39:09 AM »
Bumpity Bump

Question. Was all the "Les is gone" another glaring example of if you say it enough times...?  Was he ever actually in any danger of losing his job?  I said in another thread that it may all be media and message board fodder because I hadn't seen anything from anyone at LSU that really mattered.  If they had paid $15 large to run him off, that would have set the new standard in stupidity.  And as Auburn fans, we know exactly where the stupidity bar is set when it comes to negotiating with corches.

I just kept wondering if this was a case of gossip gone wild and firing Miles was a foregone conclusion in everyone's mind. Everyone except the PTB at LSU,
No I think they absolutely wanted to fire him.  I think the dumbass AD made phone calls to his top gets (a la Chip Kelly) and was told no and they decided to keep Lesticles.
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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2015, 10:30:28 AM »
Well. With Chip Kelly, there is always next year..
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3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
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Re: Will the "Mad hatter" be the next AU coach!
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2015, 10:42:13 AM »
No I think they absolutely wanted to fire him.  I think the dumbass AD made phone calls to his top gets (a la Chip Kelly) and was told no and they decided to keep Lesticles.

And that may be true.  But, what I kept waiting to see was if we are really at a point where a University is willing to pony up $15 million dollars to get rid of a coach with his credentials.  I understand the "win now" mentality.  It's become huge business and all about the mighty dollah.  I get it.  But there still has to be some semblance of sanity involved in the process.  There's been a lot said about what the man has done at LSU, but look at the numbers:

111-32 overall at LSU

61-27 in SEC play.

Better winning percentage than Lord Saybinz at LSU

One National Championship.  (Same as Lord Saybinz)

6-4 in bowl games

If LSU wins their bowl game, that will be eight 10 or more win seasons out of 11.

They were 8-5 last year.  If he wins the bowl game, they'll be 10-3.  Improvement?  And they considered paying $15 million to send this guy packing? There's no way to sugarcoat how insanely stupid that is.  Is everything perfect in the program?  Hell no.  They need to take some of that cash and sign a great QB, something they simply haven't had in a while, unless you count Mertzenbracker.  Then you can open up your offense somewhat and bring it into the 20th century. 

It's very much like being married for 20 years and suddenly, you're popping the cute little blonde from accounting on the copier in the break room after hours.  You think it's all worth it to give up everything you've built for 20 years because now, things are going to be perfect. Chip Kelly or Tom Herman or Joey Freshwater or whoever, is going to put us in the playoffs every single year and do sooooo much better than a .780 winning percentage over the next decade.  They'd better, because we don't have any cash left to make another change.   
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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2015, 11:01:06 AM »
But it looks like the majority of the reporting was led by Joe Schad. Fuck that guy.

THIS ....all of it.

No fan of Jaboo, but Schad has now led the witch hunt charges of Cam, Jameis, Manziel and now Les.

Fuck him.
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2015, 11:01:50 AM »
No I think they absolutely wanted to fire him.  I think the dumbass AD made phone calls to his top gets (a la Chip Kelly) and was told no and they decided to keep Lesticles.

But he had every chance to squash it before he did. He didn't. They left the dude out in limbo for a month. That was fucking wrong.
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