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« Reply #220 on: January 24, 2016, 01:20:31 AM »
Like said before, this team is bipolar
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« Reply #221 on: January 24, 2016, 07:01:09 PM »
We do not want to peak too soon in the season. Saving the plays till SEC tourney.
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« Reply #222 on: January 24, 2016, 07:26:44 PM »
We do not want to peak too soon in the season. Saving the plays till SEC tourney.

We gone open up the offense in the SEC tourney!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
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« Reply #223 on: January 25, 2016, 11:39:18 AM »
We do not want to peak too soon in the season. Saving the plays till SEC tourney.

All 2 of em!

1. Shoot 40 threes per game

2. Have Cinnabon Blowers either: shoot a 40 foot 3 off balance like he's the second coming of Reggie Miller or drive the lane like a drunk blind ox
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« Reply #224 on: January 25, 2016, 12:55:50 PM »
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« Reply #225 on: January 27, 2016, 10:36:51 AM »
Watched about half of the LSU-UGA game last night. 

Wanted to see the Simmons kid who's all over ESPN.

What is the big deal?  I didn't see anything overly impressive and yet today they're jerking him off on ESPN again.  He's okay, but not dominant at all.
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« Reply #226 on: January 27, 2016, 12:40:02 PM »
Watched about half of the LSU-UGA game last night. 

Wanted to see the Simmons kid who's all over ESPN.

What is the big deal?  I didn't see anything overly impressive and yet today they're jerking him off on ESPN again.  He's okay, but not dominant at all.
I know. You'd think he was Danny Ferry or something.
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« Reply #227 on: January 28, 2016, 06:35:34 PM »
And the pop-collared douches of OM hand us another lopsided loss.

Would like to see some adaptation on the offensive side of the ball.  They have at least four games under their belt with the M.A.S.H.-unit starting lineup.  These guys should be improving together with the reps they are presumably getting practicing our "offense."  Whatever that may be.
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« Reply #228 on: January 28, 2016, 09:59:13 PM »
And the pop-collared douches of OM hand us another lopsided loss.

Would like to see some adaptation on the offensive side of the ball.  They have at least four games under their belt with the M.A.S.H.-unit starting lineup.  These guys should be improving together with the reps they are presumably getting practicing our "offense."  Whatever that may be.

The reality is they're only missing one real contributor, and that's Dunans.  New Williams is back playing.  Flim Flam Hadeen played in the first 5 games but he only averaged 11 minutes a game and less than 2 assists. 

The other night against Florida, their guard was dribbling as he came across the top of the key.  A low post guy broke out to the wing and the guard hit him on a give and go.  The guard sprinted down the lane but the AU defender went with him.  Problem was, they ran another cutter who rubbed off a pick right behind the guard and the guy on the wing hit him for an uncontested layup.

It's called a set play.  It's called an offense.

A few nights later, Vanderbilt is playing UF.  I watched the guard for Vandy come down court and hit a guy who popped out towards the time line.  The guard went down the lane and came out of the low post to the wing while the low post man ran to the foul line.  A couple of passes made with nothing open so they reversed the ball and ran something similar on the left side until one man saw an opening, drove the lane and dished to a low post man for an 8 foot jumper. 

It's called a motion offense with all 5 guys working in unison to get an open look.

Auburn does none of that.  Ever!  Well, we don't match up inside.  Yeah, I've heard that one more times than I can count.

Bowers 6'7" and built like a tank

Tyler Harris 6'10"

Horace Spencer 6'9"

Jordon Granger 6'8"

TJ Lang 6'7"

And we can't run a play to isolate any of these guys inside?  We can't run a simple motion offense to try and free some guys up?  What's the problem?  Bruce Pearl does have an offensive plan...right?  Are several of our guys retarded? There's a reason why he allows Canty to play fucking street ball every time he has the ball, right?  What am I missing while I watch 4 guys stand there motionless while he cross-over, between the legs dribbles and shoots from 40 with 2 guys in his face?  There's a method to the madness. Tell me there is.

Tell me how it is that Pearl knows for a fact that if Semen Showers gets 10 defensive rebounds, that 8 of those "possessions" will end badly with either a horrible wild shot or Bowers throwing it to the other team...that he allows it to continue. 

Look, despite the fact that little used Slim Slam and  Dunans are on the bench, there's still more talent and size on the floor than we've had in years.  Am I the only guy on earth that's not really blown away by Bruce Pearl so far?  I see good recruiting but the X's and O's are fucking horrible.
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« Reply #229 on: January 28, 2016, 10:49:08 PM »
When a re you gonna learn. We run a spread offense!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #230 on: January 29, 2016, 08:48:57 AM »
When a re you gonna learn. We run a spread offense!

I think you are thinking about equestrian.
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« Reply #231 on: January 30, 2016, 05:57:22 PM »
I think you are thinking about equestrian.

Horse Hockey!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #232 on: January 31, 2016, 12:05:22 AM »
Another weak ass loss to a 10-10 team.
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« Reply #233 on: January 31, 2016, 06:05:06 AM »
Am I the only guy on earth that's not really blown away by Bruce Pearl so far?  I see good recruiting but the X's and O's are fucking horrible.
The hint for me that something was amiss is that one of our players (?) said that the Rifleman had drawn up a plan to stop somebody (UK maybe) in a contest we actually won. And everyone knows that Coach Person is a defensive mastermind. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #234 on: February 07, 2016, 02:16:56 PM »
Pearl's girls are looking good.
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« Reply #235 on: February 09, 2016, 04:29:41 PM »
With Canty sitting to get his collective shit together, guess who Pearl has at point guard? 
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« Reply #236 on: February 09, 2016, 04:57:56 PM »
With Canty sitting to get his collective shoot together, guess who Pearl has at point guard?

Squeaky Johnson?
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« Reply #237 on: February 09, 2016, 04:58:10 PM »
Mugsy Bogues?
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« Reply #238 on: February 09, 2016, 05:07:27 PM »
Squeaky Johnson?

No, Mitch Comstein, my roommate.
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« Reply #239 on: February 09, 2016, 05:15:08 PM »
With Canty sitting to get his collective shit together, guess who Pearl has at point guard?

Big Cim! 

 We have no Canty, Purifoy, Dunans, Shamsid-Deen and New Williams has bum knees that he hasn't got over.  We have also had guys banged up.  It's bad, I still think next year we dance.
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