What do I hate this week and every week? Fucking POKER on ESPN. Are you serious? They had poker on the main ESPN channel all day yesterday. It's on ESPN 2 right now. Sports? You can debate all day whether NASCAR drivers are athletes or whether golfers fit in that category. But a donut eating, 5 day beard sporting, hoodie wearing slob in sunglasses begging for the dealer to hit him with a King is in no way, shape, form or fashion, an athlete. Neither is the dumbass wearing a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a rhinestone studded shirt looking like he got front row seats at the bull riding contest. Who the fuck are these people? Why does anyone care and more importantly, why do they televise this more consistently than the Yankees/Red Sox series?
I understand that poker is huge. I get it. But ESPN????? Sports? Athletes? It's fucking POKER!!! Show it somewhere else besides a 24/7 SPORTS channel. Show reruns of girls volleyball matches for Chishakes.