Heavy Rumors of Heavy Vaginal Bleeding in AU

[dallaswareagle]

And to follow up, how many on here are going to tell a buddy or text a friend what the latest rumor about AU is?  Oh, how's that Joey Freshwater implosion thingy going?

Fuck, not Joey too?

[Snaggletiger]

Fuck, not Joey too?

Yep. He gone.

[dallaswareagle]

Fuck, not Joey too?

Yep. He gone.

   

[Godfather]

Local talk show yesterday.  They come back from break and one of the hosts says, "A caller off the air who didn't want to be identified, said his son plays high school ball here in Dothan and was being recruited by Auburn.  The players told him nobody likes playing for Muschamp.  A lot of unhappy players up there."

You remember we had a caller from south Florida that said the same thing.  Doesn't sound good for Auburn.  Let's go to Ronnie.  Welcome in, Ronnie.

That don't surprise me none about Muschamp. I heard all his players hated him at Florida.  Glad to see him go......


See how that works? 

I'm not saying these rumors aren't true. I'm not saying that some aren't happy and considering leaving.  Could be.  Probably not, though.  Byron Cowart was the man.  #1 recruit.  Everyone loved him.  Everyone wanted him.  Everybody catered to his needs to get him to sign.  We got him.  Welcome to big time college football.  You're about to work harder than you've ever worked in your entire life.  You're about to live, eat and breathe training, running, film watching, practicing in the heat, coaches in your grill.  Probably overwhelmed him.  Suddenly he wasn't the man. Made a comment that he might have made a mistake. 

About 6 weeks later, somebody posts on a message board that there's a rumor he's talking about leaving.  A rumor.  And the reaction is good riddance you whiny little bitch.  You've been an entitled piece of shit since you got here.   

Like I said, they may all leave.  But how likely is it that somebody is close enough to this program, or better yet, close enough to each of these players, that they know what each of their intentions are?

I started my sentence by saying "if true" what else you fucking want?

We're dealing with a lot of shit here.

[GH2001]

  And the reaction is good riddance you whiny little bitch.  You've been an entitled piece of shit since you got here. 

Whether he leaves or not....hes still a whiney little bitch. He carries around a doll and talks to it for petes sake. I dont think that boy's right in the head Snags. And he seems weak as hell from all indications. Lot of complaining, not a lot of doing. 

[Snaggletiger]

Whiny, whiney, whinny, Whinney


Whiny is an adjective meaning habitually complaining or of or like a whine.

Whiney is the same as whiny, but it appears about a fourth as often (whiny is preferred in all main varieties of English).

Whinny is the sound horses make. It’s synonymous with neigh.

Whinney is (1) a surname, (2) an unusual spelling of the female first name usually spelled Winnie, and (3) part of a few place names (e.g., Whinney Hill, Whinney Banks).

[AUJarhead]

Whiny, whiney, whinny, Whinney


Whiny is an adjective meaning habitually complaining or of or like a whine.

Whiney is the same as whiny, but it appears about a fourth as often (whiny is preferred in all main varieties of English).

Whinny is the sound horses make. It’s synonymous with neigh.

Whinney is (1) a surname, (2) an unusual spelling of the female first name usually spelled Winnie, and (3) part of a few place names (e.g., Whinney Hill, Whinney Banks).

All I got from this is that Duke punched a horse and then slept with Saban's daughter.

[Snaggletiger]

I started my sentence by saying "if true" what else you fucking want?

We're dealing with a lot of shit here.

We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

[Snaggletiger]

All I got from this is that Duke punched a horse and then slept with Saban's daughter.

Figure that out all by yourself, didja'?  Sheez, I can't spell it out any plainer. 


You people.

[dallaswareagle]

Whiny, whiney, whinny, Whinney


Whiny is an adjective meaning habitually complaining or of or like a whine.

Whiney is the same as whiny, but it appears about a fourth as often (whiny is preferred in all main varieties of English).

Whinny is the sound horses make. It’s synonymous with neigh.

Whinney is (1) a surname, (2) an unusual spelling of the female first name usually spelled Winnie, and (3) part of a few place names (e.g., Whinney Hill, Whinney Banks).

or


Wineeee:  Something that makes Mrs. Dallas more receptive to Mr. Dallas. 

[ssgaufan]

All I got from this is that Duke punched a horse and then slept with Saban's daughter.

I thought he punched the horse then slept with Joey Freshwater.

[Snaggletiger]

I thought he punched the horse then slept with Joey Freshwater.

The Crapstone is about to Immmmmploooode. 


Film at 11:00

[AUJarhead]

I thought he punched the horse then slept with Joey Freshwater.

I thought Duke WAS Joey Freshwater?

[Snaggletiger]

I thought Duke WAS Joey Freshwater?

Come to think of it, you never do see them together.

[jmar]

 TJ Davis and Cowart were the only defensive players listed as being unhappy. Three offensive pllayers that are playing a modicum amount of snaps are from the offense. God that Muschamp must truly be horrible. 

[The Six]

[Snaggletiger]

TJ Davis and Cowart were the only defensive players listed as being unhappy. Three offensive pllayers that are playing a modicum amount of snaps are from the offense. God that Muschamp must truly be horrible. 

Pre-Bourbon...okay to post.  Post-bourbon...step away from the keyboard.

[Buzz Killington]

We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

Candlesticks make a great gift.  Now, let's get two!

[jmar]

Pre-Bourbon...okay to post.  Post-bourbon...step away from the keyboard.

I'll whinney and neigh as I please thank you very much.

[CCTAU]

Winnie. The wonder years. Ahhhh! Sigh!