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Snaggletiger · « **Reply #40 on:** October 28, 2015, 04:46:09 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 28, 2015, 03:25:10 PM

Listen we all get what your saying, Snags theory is stupid.

We agree, but you don't have to be so nasty about it.

Been a while since Snags had to cut a bitch.

I don't have time for this shit. I've got a new Ryan Russell Crossfit WOD to go do, bro. And I need to stop by GNC for an energy bar first. Today's WOD begins with handstand pushups, then straight to the rope climb, 15 wall-balls and finishes with 20 kip-ups. Devaroe Lawrence tweeted that he did the first circuit in 4 minutes. Brooooooo.....

GH2001 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 28, 2015, 04:49:10 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 28, 2015, 04:46:09 PM

Been a while since Snags had to cut a bitch.

I don't have time for this shit. I've got a new Ryan Russell Crossfit WOD to go do, bro. And I need to stop by GNC for an energy bar first. Today's WOD begins with handstand pushups, then straight to the rope climb, 15 wall-balls and finishes with 20 kip-ups. Devaroe Lawrence tweeted that he did the first circuit in 4 minutes. Brooooooo.....

Did you even WOD today bro?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #42 on:** October 28, 2015, 04:52:17 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 28, 2015, 04:49:10 PM

Did you even WOD today bro?

Bro, I said I had to go get my energy bar at GNC before I start my WOD. If I didn't, by the time I got to my 3rd set of kip-ups, I'd be torched, bro.

The Prowler · « **Reply #43 on:** October 28, 2015, 05:40:40 PM »

I just think that we don't have any strength on the DL. Put Braden Smith at DT...then we'll have some strength, of course we'd lose that strength on offensive line, but whatever. We have quickness across the DL, but when a strong offensive lineman gets a hold of a quick defensive lineman, the OL will win all of the time.
I agree somewhat with Snags, that we aren't doing enough power lifting...or so it seems, but I also believe that we don't have the players that are already strong coming in. Remember a couple of years ago, when I said that it's sad when a incoming freshman (Braden Smith) is the strongest guy on the team. The next strongest guy was FB Jay Prosch who had transferred to the team the year before. If I'm recruiting the guys in the trenches, I'm looking for Power Lifters first...regardless of star ratings.

CCTAU · « **Reply #44 on:** October 28, 2015, 07:52:33 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 28, 2015, 10:27:17 AM

It's a shame that we have an abundance of fat asses on here that don't have any eligibility left.

We have a lot of Greek type bodies, unfortunately they are like Jimmy the Greek. Other than WT, of course. I'm in playing shape right damn now, if needed at QB.

Sorry dude. We need a QB that can think. I was all state. I'll do it!

Sorry. I was drunk . I meant all city...

Kaos · « **Reply #45 on:** October 29, 2015, 12:36:52 AM »

Fuck the "What are you sick of" thread. I'm gonna put it here.

In 2003 -- 12 years ago -- we heard that Tuberville had to "simplify the playbook" for Jason Campbell.

Back when Tuberville took over for Bowden (1999, 16 years ago), there were complaints about our players not being strong enough and getting pushed around because we were soft and trying to be a finesse team.

I'm fucking SICK of that shit.

How many different motherfucking god fucked coaches have we had who've said shit about simplifying the playbook so this player or that player could get it? Muschamp's talking about it now for fuck's sake. Can't install all of his defense because apparently the players we have are too gottblam dumb to follow fucking instructions.

We've had this same curd-gurgling conversation about getting blown off the ball and being weak on the line at least three times.

Why. The. Fuck. Don't. Other.Programs. Have. These. Same. Repetitive. Issues? It's maddening.

Okay, so maybe they do. LSU can't find a quarterback for shit. Alabama players inhale performance enhancing drugs like Cheech and Chong inhale smoke. And they inhale that too. Georgia is going to get their star player injured and underperform every single year.

I'm sick of these same fucking conversations.

I'm probably alone in this sentiment, but I'd rather have Les Miles and eight or nine wins a year (and then the occasional spectacular one) than this soar, crash, soar, crash shit that just frustrates me and makes me not care.

I would NOT take Saban. Or Richt. Or PEDelWain. Or Shrek. Or Chipmunk. Or Drunklin. But I sort of like what Miles has built, especially after Herk Kurbstriet fucked him out of the Michigan job he really wanted.

The Prowler · « **Reply #46 on:** October 29, 2015, 07:41:40 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 29, 2015, 12:36:52 AM

Fuck the "What are you sick of" thread. I'm gonna put it here.

In 2003 -- 12 years ago -- we heard that Tuberville had to "simplify the playbook" for Jason Campbell.

Back when Tuberville took over for Bowden (1999, 16 years ago), there were complaints about our players not being strong enough and getting pushed around because we were soft and trying to be a finesse team.

I'm fucking SICK of that shit.

How many different motherfucking god fucked coaches have we had who've said shit about simplifying the playbook so this player or that player could get it? Muschamp's talking about it now for fuck's sake. Can't install all of his defense because apparently the players we have are too gottblam dumb to follow fucking instructions.

We've had this same curd-gurgling conversation about getting blown off the ball and being weak on the line at least three times.

Why. The. Fuck. Don't. Other.Programs. Have. These. Same. Repetitive. Issues? It's maddening.

Okay, so maybe they do. LSU can't find a quarterback for shit. Alabama players inhale performance enhancing drugs like Cheech and Chong inhale smoke. And they inhale that too. Georgia is going to get their star player injured and underperform every single year.

I'm sick of these same fucking conversations.

I'm probably alone in this sentiment, but I'd rather have Les Miles and eight or nine wins a year (and then the occasional spectacular one) than this soar, crash, soar, crash shit that just frustrates me and makes me not care.

I would NOT take Saban. Or Richt. Or PEDelWain. Or Shrek. Or Chipmunk. Or Drunklin. But I sort of like what Miles has built, especially after Herk Kurbstriet fucked him out of the Michigan job he really wanted.

Right there with ya. Every year, LSU and bama have newcomers and there doesn't seem to be much of a drop off. Maybe it is PEDs, if that's the case then Auburn's players apparently aren't doing them right.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #47 on:** October 29, 2015, 07:58:15 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 29, 2015, 12:36:52 AM

Fuck the "What are you sick of" thread. I'm gonna put it here.

In 2003 -- 12 years ago -- we heard that Tuberville had to "simplify the playbook" for Jason Campbell.

Back when Tuberville took over for Bowden (1999, 16 years ago), there were complaints about our players not being strong enough and getting pushed around because we were soft and trying to be a finesse team.

I'm fucking SICK of that shit.

How many different motherfucking god fucked coaches have we had who've said shit about simplifying the playbook so this player or that player could get it? Muschamp's talking about it now for fuck's sake. Can't install all of his defense because apparently the players we have are too gottblam dumb to follow fucking instructions.

We've had this same curd-gurgling conversation about getting blown off the ball and being weak on the line at least three times.

Why. The. Fuck. Don't. Other.Programs. Have. These. Same. Repetitive. Issues? It's maddening.

Okay, so maybe they do. LSU can't find a quarterback for shit. Alabama players inhale performance enhancing drugs like Cheech and Chong inhale smoke. And they inhale that too. Georgia is going to get their star player injured and underperform every single year.

I'm sick of these same fucking conversations.

I'm probably alone in this sentiment, but I'd rather have Les Miles and eight or nine wins a year (and then the occasional spectacular one) than this soar, crash, soar, crash shit that just frustrates me and makes me not care.

I would NOT take Saban. Or Richt. Or PEDelWain. Or Shrek. Or Chipmunk. Or Drunklin. But I sort of like what Miles has built, especially after Herk Kurbstriet fucked him out of the Michigan job he really wanted.

You didn't click "Like" when I posted similar sentiments.

We were tough under Tuberville. We've been exciting and resilient under Chizik and Malzahn. But also kinda soft. Sometimes disastrous.

We might soar and crash and soar and crash, and some people might enjoy that. But for me, in 2010 and 2013, I didn't really believe we were that good until later in the season. I watched 6-7 games pleasantly surprised but still thinking we were going to crash. With Tuberville, I always assumed we would be good and had a few let downs.

Kaos · « **Reply #48 on:** October 29, 2015, 08:54:51 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 29, 2015, 07:41:40 AM

Right there with ya. Every year, LSU and bama have newcomers and there doesn't seem to be much of a drop off. Maybe it is PEDs, if that's the case then Auburn's players apparently aren't doing them right.

Do you know how sick it makes me when I'm watching LSU or some other team and some kid is making an awesome catch or blowing up a play or whatever and the announcer says

"That's true freshman Dickless McWiggles ..."

Maybe I'm just overly sensitive but our true freshmen look weak, confused, unprepared and they're not that way at all at LSU or Alabama or Tennessee or ..............

We're whining and moaning about "being young" for the last 15 motherfucking years. We're usually middle of the pack in number of returning starters. About half the SEC teams have fewer than we do. All of them are playing freshmen at key positions. But for US, it's a fucking excuse. We have to simplify the playbook and justify ill-prepared players because they're "young."

I'm cranky as fuck right now.

jmar · « **Reply #49 on:** October 29, 2015, 09:34:54 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 29, 2015, 12:36:52 AM

Fuck the "What are you sick of" thread. I'm gonna put it here.

In 2003 -- 12 years ago -- we heard that Tuberville had to "simplify the playbook" for Jason Campbell.

Back when Tuberville took over for Bowden (1999, 16 years ago), there were complaints about our players not being strong enough and getting pushed around because we were soft and trying to be a finesse team.

I'm fucking SICK of that shit.

How many different motherfucking god fucked coaches have we had who've said shit about simplifying the playbook so this player or that player could get it? Muschamp's talking about it now for fuck's sake. Can't install all of his defense because apparently the players we have are too gottblam dumb to follow fucking instructions.

We've had this same curd-gurgling conversation about getting blown off the ball and being weak on the line at least three times.

Why. The. Fuck. Don't. Other.Programs. Have. These. Same. Repetitive. Issues? It's maddening.

Okay, so maybe they do. LSU can't find a quarterback for shit. Alabama players inhale performance enhancing drugs like Cheech and Chong inhale smoke. And they inhale that too. Georgia is going to get their star player injured and underperform every single year.

I'm sick of these same fucking conversations.

I'm probably alone in this sentiment, but I'd rather have Les Miles and eight or nine wins a year (and then the occasional spectacular one) than this soar, crash, soar, crash shit that just frustrates me and makes me not care.

I would NOT take Saban. Or Richt. Or PEDelWain. Or Shrek. Or Chipmunk. Or Drunklin. But I sort of like what Miles has built, especially after Herk Kurbstriet fucked him out of the Michigan job he really wanted.

LSU is not comparable to Auburn.
Miles has built-in advantages being the flagship university in that state.
Auburn is a glorious enigma. There really is no other comparison. Even Georgia- Georgia Tech isn't because it's the inverted model of what we have. And they don't have to deal with the propaganda of Al.com.And I refuse to go all David Housel nostalgic with what it is.

We have the alternative to traditional power football with Malzahn's offense. Will is the perfect defensive mind to make this work only we don't have enough inside help, something I shouted even before the last signing period.
We failed to get DTs. We need three more similar to Swain where we can slide Mon and Don over opposite Lawson, President and Cowart.

And as an overpaid coordinator I wouldn't stop there but then nobody's interested.

GH2001 · « **Reply #50 on:** October 29, 2015, 10:11:58 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 29, 2015, 08:54:51 AM

Do you know how sick it makes me when I'm watching LSU or some other team and some kid is making an awesome catch or blowing up a play or whatever and the announcer says

"That's true freshman Dickless McWiggles ..."

Maybe I'm just overly sensitive but our true freshmen look weak, confused, unprepared and they're not that way at all at LSU or Alabama or Tennessee or ..............

We're whining and moaning about "being young" for the last 15 motherfucking years. We're usually middle of the pack in number of returning starters. About half the SEC teams have fewer than we do. All of them are playing freshmen at key positions. But for US, it's a fucking excuse. We have to simplify the playbook and justify ill-prepared players because they're "young."

I'm cranky as fuck right now.

Were only a year removed from blowing LSU's doors off like, 718-9. Could have named our score. Ebb n Flow. If you don't like it to a degree, CFB probably aint for you. Just saying. Weve had our years. It aint gonna be every year. LSU had a bad year last year. Before that they were at the top. Now they are at the top again. These things come in cycles for everyone. Ohio State was what, 6-6, just 3 years ago? Its today's CFB game. Embrace the roller coaster.

Florida, Texas, USC, ND - all fell from grace. Florida is getting better again. Texas still sucks. USC is schizo. ND is ok but not as good as they think they are. FSU looks like dogshit. Clemson looks like world beaters under a retard. Georgia went like 6-7 not too long ago, had some scandal, and then a couple of years later played Bama very tough in the SECCG and came close to making it to the big show against an overrated ND. I can't figure it out either, but it aint an Auburn issue. I seriously think this is the nature of this game now. Things change so much, and so quickly. One or two years difference can mean everything. Look at us (2010 to 2012 back to 2013), Texas (2009 to 2012 to now), Florida (unbeatable under Urban for three years to winning 6 games to their run under WM to being better again, all in a 5 year span), USC (the Caroll years to Kiffin to the fired drunk).

Godfather · « **Reply #51 on:** October 29, 2015, 10:34:10 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 29, 2015, 10:11:58 AM

Were only a year removed from blowing LSU's doors off like, 718-9. Could have named our score. Ebb n Flow. If you don't like it to a degree, CFB probably aint for you. Just saying. Weve had our years. It aint gonna be every year. LSU had a bad year last year. Before that they were at the top. Now they are at the top again. These things come in cycles for everyone. Ohio State was what, 6-6, just 3 years ago? Its today's CFB game. Embrace the roller coaster.

Florida, Texas, USC, ND - all fell from grace. Florida is getting better again. Texas still sucks. USC is schizo. ND is ok but not as good as they think they are. FSU looks like dogshit. Clemson looks like world beaters under a retard. Georgia went like 6-7 not too long ago, had some scandal, and then a couple of years later played Bama very tough in the SECCG and came close to making it to the big show against an overrated ND. I can't figure it out either, but it aint an Auburn issue. I seriously think this is the nature of this game now. Things change so much, and so quickly. One or two years difference can mean everything. Look at us (2010 to 2012 back to 2013), Texas (2009 to 2012 to now), Florida (unbeatable under Urban for three years to winning 6 games to their run under WM to being better again, all in a 5 year span), USC (the Caroll years to Kiffin to the fired drunk).

It's called parity.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 29, 2015, 10:36:19 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on October 29, 2015, 10:11:58 AM

Were only a year removed from blowing LSU's doors off like, 718-9. Could have named our score. Ebb n Flow. If you don't like it to a degree, CFB probably aint for you. Just saying. Weve had our years. It aint gonna be every year. LSU had a bad year last year. Before that they were at the top. Now they are at the top again. These things come in cycles for everyone. Ohio State was what, 6-6, just 3 years ago? Its today's CFB game. Embrace the roller coaster.

Florida, Texas, USC, ND - all fell from grace. Florida is getting better again. Texas still sucks. USC is schizo. ND is ok but not as good as they think they are. FSU looks like dogshit. Clemson looks like world beaters under a retard. Georgia went like 6-7 not too long ago, had some scandal, and then a couple of years later played Bama very tough in the SECCG and came close to making it to the big show against an overrated ND. I can't figure it out either, but it aint an Auburn issue. I seriously think this is the nature of this game now. Things change so much, and so quickly. One or two years difference can mean everything. Look at us (2010 to 2012 back to 2013), Texas (2009 to 2012 to now), Florida (unbeatable under Urban for three years to winning 6 games to their run under WM to being better again, all in a 5 year span), USC (the Caroll years to Kiffin to the fired drunk).

Win now and win at all costs. Short leashes and quick triggers for coaches. It's the $$$$$$$.

No one gets the slack that the coaching "greats" got in the past to build their program. So, as a coach you either catch lightning in a bottle and ride that until the PTB get tired of you and send you packing, or you flail out of the gate and get sent packing.