Top 5 Things You Saw This Weekend

wesfau2 · « **on:** September 02, 2008, 05:09:39 PM »

Since most of us were involved in some sort of football activity this weekend, what were the top 5 things you saw?

In no particular order:

1) Va Tech lost to E. Carolina. Fuck Frank Beamer in his saggy gullet.

2) 7 Jewish kids on the MARTA beat-boxing and rapping/singing traditional Jewish songs. I had just left The Bucketshop after drinking tall boys from 5:45pm until midnight. Trust me, the MARTA scene was hilarious.

3) The Auburn defense is naaaaaaaaaaaaasty...and young.

4) While at the Bucketshop I got eyefucked for two hours by the girl across the bar. Note to self: quit bringing the old lady to the bar.

5) Stopped into Auburn on the way to Atlanta to get some fresh gear and was very pleased to see that the tradition of the ridiculously hot college girl is continuing on the Plains. God bless you young men on campus. Hit it for me.

Kaos · « **Reply #1 on:** September 02, 2008, 05:14:06 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 02, 2008, 05:09:39 PM

5) Stopped into Auburn on the way to Atlanta to get some fresh gear and was very pleased to see that the tradition of the ridiculously hot college girl is continuing on the Plains. God bless you young men on campus. Hit it for me.

Please ignore this command. My ridiculously hot daughter started there this fall. College girls are now off limits.

Sorry...

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #2 on:** September 02, 2008, 05:21:06 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 02, 2008, 05:14:06 PM

Please ignore this command. My ridiculously hot daughter started there this fall. College girls are now off limits.

Sorry...

Pictures? If e don't know what she looks like, we can't be held responsible

wesfau2 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 02, 2008, 05:21:11 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 02, 2008, 05:14:06 PM

Please ignore this command. My ridiculously hot daughter started there this fall. College girls are now off limits.

Sorry...

By invoking the phrase emphasized above, you are now obligated to provide photographic evidence.

Hey, I didn't write the Internet Laws, but Mr. Gore frowns upon violators.

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** September 02, 2008, 05:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 02, 2008, 05:14:06 PM

Please ignore this command. My ridiculously hot daughter started there this fall. College girls are now off limits.

Sorry...

has to be shes related to you

DnATL · « **Reply #5 on:** September 02, 2008, 05:28:52 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 02, 2008, 05:14:06 PM

Please ignore this command. My ridiculously hot daughter started there this fall. College girls are now off limits.

Sorry...

Link?

Kaos · « **Reply #6 on:** September 02, 2008, 05:37:01 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 02, 2008, 05:21:06 PM

Pictures? If e don't know what she looks like, we can't be held responsible

Okay. How can I rate my own daughter's hotness? I can't judge that. I was just rehashing his phraseology. She knows more about football than any other girl I know. She's more likely to watch ESPN than a Lifetime movie if that says anything.

And she's at Auburn now. So all you vultures and wolves and vampires just stay back.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #7 on:** September 02, 2008, 05:38:52 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 02, 2008, 05:37:01 PM

Okay. How can I rate my own daughter's hotness? I can't judge that. I was just rehashing his phraseology. She knows more about football than any other girl I know. She's more likely to watch ESPN than a Lifetime movie if that says anything.

And she's at Auburn now. So all you vultures and wolves and vampires just stay back.

So does she have a good personality? :thumbsup:

Kaos · « **Reply #8 on:** September 02, 2008, 06:33:37 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 02, 2008, 05:38:52 PM

So does she have a good personality? :thumbsup:

She's got mine. That tell you what you need to know?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** September 02, 2008, 06:40:20 PM »

Damnit, I knew she was flawed.

Mine will be there this time next year, good Lord willin' and the savings hold out.

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** September 02, 2008, 08:09:12 PM »

Go ahead and give me her address Kaos, I will be up there for LSU and can check on her for you. Make sure no ones bothering her.

chinook · « **Reply #11 on:** September 03, 2008, 01:14:20 AM »

i'll include thursday - monday, as i took an extended weekend.

1. watching and smiling as oregon state failed to win against the stanford cardinal.

2. my 3 year old's school teacher isn't hot and has a mustache. the teacher is a female, i think.

3. not having to physically hear or see thousands of bama fans after a win against clemson.

4. hanging the auburn flag (au logo) outside only to have my neighbor ask if i went to arizona.

5. watching the tennesse kicker melt down in overtime allowing ucla to win. this followed by a barrage of emails stating the sec sucks.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:17:15 AM »

1. Ben Tate is going to be a monster this season

2. Neiko Thorpe is going to be a star in this defense.

3. The little orange dress is AWESOME, and there must have been 10,000 of them around campus on Saturday.

4. The intro song sucks.

5. CTT had better do whatever it takes to keep the Longhorns away from Rhodes.