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Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man

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« Reply #80 on: September 24, 2015, 04:31:08 PM »
It's taken me a little while to get used to parking too.  My depth perception seems off.  I'll park.  Get out and start walking away...look back and go, "WTH was I thinking?"  For tight spaces though, I love the button that retracts the side mirrors in a split second.  Great for drive-throughs.

Yeah.  I like the closing mirrors. 

The text reading thing is funny.  My friend sends me "Dirty motherfucker" and then laughs when it says it in that siri-ish robotic Sync voice. 

There are things I like about it.  I like the butt chiller. I like the touchscreen thing but liked being able to scroll through Sirius channels and see what was on through the guide I had in the BMW better than having to change the fucking channel to every possible one when I'm looking for an Auburn or Panthers game.   I like the enormous back seat. 

I'll get used to it. Doubt I will ever be comfortable fitting into a regular parking place.  So far I've just been parking way the fuck away so it doesn't matter how far over the lines or crooked I am.

I do miss the power and speed of the BMW.  Gonna get me one again eventually. 

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« Reply #81 on: September 24, 2015, 04:35:51 PM »
Yeah.  I like the closing mirrors. 

The text reading thing is funny.  My friend sends me "Dirty motherfucker" and then laughs when it says it in that siri-ish robotic Sync voice. 

There are things I like about it.  I like the butt chiller. I like the touchscreen thing but liked being able to scroll through Sirius channels and see what was on through the guide I had in the BMW better than having to change the fucking channel to every possible one when I'm looking for an Auburn or Panthers game.   I like the enormous back seat. 

I'll get used to it. Doubt I will ever be comfortable fitting into a regular parking place.  So far I've just been parking way the fuck away so it doesn't matter how far over the lines or crooked I am.

I do miss the power and speed of the BMW.  Gonna get me one again eventually.

The butt chiller is keen, but I start feeling like I sat in something cold and wet. And yes, I was blown away by the room in the back seat.  Ed Zachary on the touch screen Serious Radio.  Not a fan of that. 
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« Reply #82 on: September 24, 2015, 04:38:32 PM »
The butt chiller is keen, but I start feeling like I sat in something cold and wet. And yes, I was blown away by the room in the back seat.  Ed Zachary on the touch screen Serious Radio.  Not a fan of that.

You don't have an iPhone so I can't help you.

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« Reply #83 on: September 24, 2015, 04:42:02 PM »
I was about to comment on the fact that Snags doesn't have an iphone....then I remembered that he's the guy who wore his college pants to homecoming a few years ago. Although to be fair....he will now be glad he saved those acid washed jeans.
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« Reply #84 on: September 24, 2015, 04:42:47 PM »
You don't have an iPhone so I can't help you.

add this to your favorites on your phone or whatevers
http://m.siriusxm.com/livesports

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« Reply #85 on: September 26, 2015, 10:47:41 AM »
I miss mine too. I hate waiting to speed up.

I feel the need...
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« Reply #86 on: September 26, 2015, 11:16:10 AM »
I feel the need...

Speed is overrated. Go haul some heavy shit!
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« Reply #87 on: September 27, 2015, 12:43:18 PM »
So yesterday at the X-Gate (The food requires a thread of its own) This beast of a truck pulls up, wanting to parallel park on the grass right in front of the tailgate area.  This black F-350 Dually is all jacked up and the front rims have actual spikes on them.  You gonna' tell him he can't park there? I ain't tellin' him.  Anyone driving that monster has got to get out, throw his dick over his shoulder and demand that Joe bring him ribs...and the head of a pig. 

That image goes poof when the passenger door opens and his girlfriend/wife gets out first.  She's a midget with a 2 pound Yorkie dog on a leash. 

We're all thinking, what's wrong with this picture.
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« Reply #88 on: September 27, 2015, 01:21:20 PM »

That image goes poof when the passenger door opens and his girlfriend/wife gets out first.  She's a midget with a 2 pound Yorkie dog on a leash. 

We're all thinking, what's wrong with this picture.


Maybe she was like Snags wife and that Yorkie was really his balls!!!!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #89 on: September 27, 2015, 07:11:41 PM »
Oh come on folks! You trained me. That was comedy gold right there!
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #90 on: September 27, 2015, 07:30:00 PM »
Oh come on folks! You trained me. That was comedy gold right there!

Snags is not amused.

And just when are you ever going to show your ugly ass at an X-Gate?  Met simp for the first time yesterday. (I'm doing a pregnancy test next Thursday).  Oh, and like most on here...he waaaayyyyy outkicked his coverage.  GH...well, that goes without saying.  Ugly bastard must be loaded.  No way she stays with him for "love".  Bring your diesel driving ass to AU.  You don't even have to go to the game. Joe will let you watch on the wide screen and you can eat ribs and chicken til you pop.
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« Reply #91 on: September 27, 2015, 07:30:05 PM »
So yesterday at the X-Gate (The food requires a thread of its own) This beast of a truck pulls up, wanting to parallel park on the grass right in front of the tailgate area.  This black F-350 Dually is all jacked up and the front rims have actual spikes on them.  You gonna' tell him he can't park there? I ain't tellin' him.  Anyone driving that monster has got to get out, throw his richard over his shoulder and demand that Joe bring him ribs...and the head of a pig. 

That image goes poof when the passenger door opens and his girlfriend/wife gets out first.  She's a midget with a 2 pound Yorkie dog on a leash. 

We're all thinking, what's wrong with this picture.

The clincher was the pinata though...
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« Reply #92 on: September 27, 2015, 07:34:53 PM »
Snags is not amused.

And just when are you ever going to show your ugly ass at an X-Gate?  Met simp for the first time yesterday. (I'm doing a pregnancy test next Thursday).  Oh, and like most on here...he waaaayyyyy outkicked his coverage.  GH...well, that goes without saying.  Ugly bastard must be loaded.  No way she stays with him for "love".  Bring your diesel driving ass to AU.  You don't even have to go to the game. Joe will let you watch on the wide screen and you can eat ribs and chicken til you pop.

I was so close to coming last Saturday. It was raining and ugly here in the ATL so I figured it would be an ugly time. Now that I got only one left in high school, I'm gonna have to get down to AU a bit more.

It sounds like a fun time.

I used to be a bit more spontaneous. But now that I'm old, I gotta really talk myself into an unplanned trip.

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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #93 on: September 27, 2015, 07:39:30 PM »
I was so close to coming last Saturday. It was raining and ugly here in the ATL so I figured it would be an ugly time. Now that I got only one left in high school, I'm gonna have to get down to AU a bit more.

It sounds like a fun time.

I used to be a bit more spontaneous. But now that I'm old, I gotta really talk myself into an unplanned trip.

Let me help you out with this one. Plan it. Make it happen.
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« Reply #94 on: September 27, 2015, 08:49:07 PM »
I was so close to coming last Saturday. It was raining and ugly here in the ATL so I figured it would be an ugly time. Now that I got only one left in high school, I'm gonna have to get down to AU a bit more.

It sounds like a fun time.

I used to be a bit more spontaneous. But now that I'm old, I gotta really talk myself into an unplanned trip.
Let me help you out with this one. Plan it. Make it happen.
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« Reply #95 on: September 28, 2015, 09:03:57 AM »
So yesterday at the X-Gate (The food requires a thread of its own) This beast of a truck pulls up, wanting to parallel park on the grass right in front of the tailgate area.  This black F-350 Dually is all jacked up and the front rims have actual spikes on them.  You gonna' tell him he can't park there? I ain't tellin' him.  Anyone driving that monster has got to get out, throw his dick over his shoulder and demand that Joe bring him ribs...and the head of a pig. 

That image goes poof when the passenger door opens and his girlfriend/wife gets out first.  She's a midget with a 2 pound Yorkie dog on a leash. 

We're all thinking, what's wrong with this picture.

To bad Uncle Sani wasn't there he would have handled the situation.
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Re: Something Women Like About A Pick Up Man
« Reply #96 on: September 28, 2015, 09:12:02 AM »
To bad Uncle Sani wasn't there he would have handled the situation.

He was too busy drinking vagina beers.
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« Reply #97 on: September 28, 2015, 09:24:40 AM »
To bad Uncle Sani wasn't there he would have handled the situation.

He was....but preoccupied with papa burt and trips to the woods.
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« Reply #98 on: September 28, 2015, 10:08:00 AM »
Let me help you out with this one. Plan it. Make it happen.

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It sounds like there will be some serious trucking going on when these two do get together.
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