Even though our beloved AU is going through some suckage right now....and all our players are disgruntled and transferring out...this season, outside of AU, is pretty damn entertaining so far. Can't recall one that's changed so much from week to week as far as perceptions go.
tOSU is clearly #1 and they play no-freakin'-body until the end of the year. Sleep walk through the season. After Auburn-esque performances against N. Illinois and Indiana, are they still #1? They had 3 Heisman winning QB's. Week 6? They've got QB issues. Big ones.
Bama is clearly a playoff team. All they need is a "game manager" at QB. Enter Ole Miss. Exit Ole Miss. We suck. We need a QB. We've got no secondary. Kiffin must go. The dynasty is over. Enter the unwashed in Athens. Exit the unwashed. Coker for Heisman. The dynasty continues. Joey Freshwater for President in 2016.
Oregon is just so fast. Utah is just so much faster. What was that score? About 59-3? Exit Oregon stage left.
The Black Bears slap the tahd around for the second year in a row. Clearly the class of the West. Playoffs baby. Chad Kelley got swag, bitch. We here to sta....CHOMP!!!! Damn it, we're still Ole Miss.
Biggest game in the last 20 years for Arizona. Game Day on campus. Get loud. Bring on the Bruins. Enter UCLA. Exit Arizona stage right. UCLA is the darling of college football. Hot shot freshman QB. We told you the PAC 15 was loaded. They runnin' the table. Enter the Sun Devils. Exit UCLA stage left.
Florida is 1-0. Yeah, but we looked shitty. Muschamp destroyed the program. Hey..2-0. Whatever, we squeaked by. Damn you, Will. 3-0. Got by Kentucky on the road. Yeah, but it's Kentucky. We have no offensive linemen. Curse you Muschamp. Took down Rocky Top for a 4-0 record. They should have blown us out. They had us down and Butch Jones skull fucked his own team. Ole Miss will skull fuck us. Thanks Will. Enter Ole Miss. Exit Ole Miss. We are LOOOOOAADED baby. 5 deep at every position including long snapper. McUlweiney for Corch of the Year.
Seriously can't wait to see what it looks like in 4-5 more weeks.