Numerous stories in S Fla of Pam walking Bitsy down the bike trail and Losing half a leg and all of Bitsy.
When I was a kid, I can remember an armless traveling preacher coming to our church one Sunday. The best I recollect, he lost all of one and part of the other at Point A in Covington Co. while on an afternoon stroll with his dog. They stepped in to cool off. I think he tried to save the dog but I don't recall that part.
That reminds me of a story
I was walking the beach one day and I saw this women sitting in a chair with no arms or legs. I decided to stand and watch from a distance.
A fellow beach walker happened by and I heard the woman say. "Excuse me sir, I have never been hugged before can you do me a favor and hug me?"
The man stopped and gave the woman a hug.
I noticed as he was walking away she yelled out to him, "Excuse me sir! I'm sorry but I have never been kissed before, can you kiss me too?"
He seemed irritated but still went over and gave the woman a kiss.
As he is walking away the woman says,"One more thing sir! I have never been fucked before, can you fuck me?" At this point the beach walker seemed pissed yelled hell no and ran away.
Being the Godfather I decided to help the woman out.
I said "I believe I can help you ma'am". So I picked her up, tossed her in the ocean and said;
"YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!"
Good times.