Things I'll never understand

[Kaos]

So there's this super hot news woman.  She looks like this:


And then she goes and marries THIS:



And lets it get up on her enough to make a baby...



I just don't understand.

[Snaggletiger]

Someone always makes the comment that he's either loaded or totin' a butcher shop full in his pants.  Money? I get. See Brett Bulemia.  But to claim she married him cause he's a tripod, well, how in the hell would she find out?

[Pell City Tiger]

He's got a 12" dick, a 7 digit bank account, or uses his tongue like a bear with a half empty honey jar.

[oldautiger]

He's got a 12" dick, a 7 digit bank account, or uses his tongue like a bear with a half empty honey jar.

Spoken like a real NAVY man.

[Kaos]

I see it in real life all the time.   Just today I saw a girl at a restaurant.  Jean shorts, cowboy boots, tank top and sleeveless bluejean jacket.  Hair up in a pony.  She was probably 24-25.  Absolutely stunning.  Beautiful face. Put together in amazing fashion. 

And then her boyfriend strolls up.  Cig hanging from the mouth, making one eye squint.  Hat cocked over a doo rag. Skinny as a rail, maybe weighed 85 pounds.  Wearing a XXXXL white t-shirt and white shorts that nearly reached the ground. 

I don't get it.  What the fuck could she possibly see in a punk ass piece of shit like that.  I'm an old man and it would have taken me 15 minutes to beat his weasel ass to a bloody stump. 

[wesfau2]

I don't get it.  What the fuck could she possibly see in a punk ass piece of shit like that.  I'm an old man and it would have taken me 15 minutes to beat his weasel ass to a bloody stump.

It pisses her father off.

[bottomfeeder]

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[RWS]

I see it in real life all the time.   Just today I saw a girl at a restaurant.  Jean shorts, cowboy boots, tank top and sleeveless bluejean jacket.  Hair up in a pony.  She was probably 24-25.  Absolutely stunning.  Beautiful face. Put together in amazing fashion. 

And then her boyfriend strolls up.  Cig hanging from the mouth, making one eye squint.  Hat cocked over a doo rag. Skinny as a rail, maybe weighed 85 pounds.  Wearing a XXXXL white t-shirt and white shorts that nearly reached the ground. 

I don't get it.  What the fuck could she possibly see in a punk ass piece of shit like that.  I'm an old man and it would have taken me 15 minutes to beat his weasel ass to a bloody stump.

Because drugs are expensive.  That's why.

As a guy who clearly outkicked his coverage in the wife department, I'm just going to go ahead and disagree with the entire premise of your post.  Good day, sir.

[JR4AU]

It pisses her father off.

Winner winner chicken dinner.