Since Jumbo went all random earlier, got to thinking bout' a thread for some really keen, meaningless and cool stories? Especially since I just recently had one of those semi-awkward moments. Plus, it will give K a place to relay those life events that can only happen to K, and be expressed in a manner that only K can convey.
In line at the bank waiting behind a rather sexy blonde young lady. The tellers are located in a large, open area where sound carries quite well. She and I are the only two customers and there are two tellers behind the counter with several employees at desks around the room.
The blonde's phone, which is sticking out of her back pocket with the volume apparently turned up to 11, goes off with the ringtone of "Addicted" by Saving Abel. For those not familiar, picture these lyrics emanating from her ass and heard quite clearly throughout the bank:
"I'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets."
This line is repeated several times as she makes no attempt to answer or mute it. One teller, a young guy counting money, is trying his best to stifle a laugh. The young lady teller waiting on the blonde can't speak and is turning red as a beet. One employee comes out of his office to see where it was coming from and another lady employee has her head down on her desk, laughing uncontrollably.
The blonde completes her transaction and walks out calmly. As soon as the door shuts behind her, the entire bank breaks out in laughter. I, on the other hand, stepped up to the teller window sporting semi-chub.
Cool story, bro.......
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