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Sam stepping away from football
« on: August 15, 2015, 08:45:18 AM »
Michael Sam announces he is "stepping away from football."   
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/08/michael-sam-announces-he-is-stepping-away-from-football-montreal-alouettes

Possible responses:

1) Football announces it stepped away from Sam years ago

2) Football pats ass and breathes a sigh of relief


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dallaswareagle

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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2015, 11:22:19 AM »
In the end it looks like Sam just didn't have what it take to go all the way.
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2015, 12:09:29 PM »
I have not give one shit since he announced.

If he were Joe Noblow, nobody else would either!
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2015, 01:32:10 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 16, 2015, 12:09:29 PM
I have not give one shit since he announced.

If he were Joe Noblow, nobody else would either!
Joe Noblow is lonely on Saturday nights.
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2015, 09:18:29 PM »
He just couldn't take the pounding.
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2015, 09:24:57 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 16, 2015, 09:18:29 PM
He just couldn't take the pounding.

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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2015, 09:35:50 AM »
If he could transform into a tight end he might be valuable for a few years.
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2015, 09:51:30 AM »
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2015, 10:52:45 AM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 17, 2015, 09:51:30 AM
You rang?

Hey big man, lemme' hold a dolla.
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2015, 12:19:56 PM »
That's a hard one to swallow.
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2015, 12:24:43 PM »
I really thought he had it licked.
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2015, 12:32:48 PM »
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2015, 12:38:58 PM »
I hate that Sam didn't loosen up and enjoy himself. The word that I heard is that he was really loose in the locker room but the guys just wouldn't allow him to fit in.

Sometimes you just have to take it like a man and I'm not sure Sam did that. Maybe he was too vocal in the locker room when the guys were trying to help him fit in.

I wouldn't be surprised to see him pop up somewhere else and force himself into a wide receiver. He looks like he'd handle a position change and be receptive to that. Based on his past, I don't think he'd be a very good tight end, although he has the frame for it.

If he could just go straight into the Arena League, there may be a place for him there.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2015, 12:50:40 PM by WiregrassTiger »
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2015, 12:55:14 PM »
You guys are mean..I'm leaving.





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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2015, 01:27:12 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 17, 2015, 12:55:14 PM
You guys are mean..I'm leaving.





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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2015, 01:50:01 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper 3.0 on August 17, 2015, 09:51:30 AM
You rang?

Bonus points for the reference to a certain light-bulb-centric 'chop.
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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2015, 02:52:17 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 17, 2015, 01:50:01 PM
Bonus points for the reference to a certain light-bulb-centric 'chop.


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Re: Sam stepping away from football
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2015, 03:39:58 PM »
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