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How you know the taint is near?
« on: August 12, 2015, 10:13:24 AM »
The annual running of the gumps.



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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 10:31:17 AM »
It's still hotter than ten hells out.  No sign of the taint near me.
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2015, 11:25:33 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 12, 2015, 10:31:17 AM
It's still hotter than ten hells out.  No sign of the taint near me.
Climate change has rendered this criteria in Taint-calling irrelevant.














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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2015, 11:27:19 AM »
The taint is always warm and moist, no matter the season.
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2015, 12:02:37 PM »
The taint is sweaty.
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2015, 12:07:40 PM »
Lows in the 60's for the next 10 days. #ohshit
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2015, 05:05:24 PM »
my taint is organic.
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2015, 05:23:59 PM »
Quote from: chinook on August 12, 2015, 05:05:24 PM
my taint is organic.
So it's tainted?
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2015, 09:56:03 AM »
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2015, 11:36:36 AM »
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2015, 11:38:03 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 13, 2015, 11:36:36 AM
Love...yes.

Touch me baby, tainted love
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2015, 11:56:01 AM »
Check out this prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2015, 01:33:06 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 13, 2015, 11:56:01 AM
Check out this prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.
Is that just north of Adamsville?
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2015, 01:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 12, 2015, 10:13:24 AM
The annual running of the gumps.



The turbo boosted hoveround at the :10 second mark is money.
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2015, 01:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:40:33 PM
The turbo boosted hoveround at the :10 second mark is money.

Jesus finally someone comments! 
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2015, 01:52:55 PM »
Either these people have lost weight since last year or they are letting the skinnier folks go in the first wave.

The last couple of years, the fat folks raced out up front for about 10-15 yards, until they got winded.
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2015, 01:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:40:33 PM
The turbo boosted hoveround at the :10 second mark is money.

Get outta my way, you black bastard!
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2015, 01:59:51 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on August 13, 2015, 01:42:06 PM
Jesus finally someone comments!

Complete.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2015, 08:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 13, 2015, 01:40:33 PM
The turbo boosted hoveround at the :10 second mark is money.

Damn.

Were all going to hell.

But damn, that was funny as shit.
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Re: How you know the taint is near?
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2015, 09:09:18 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on August 13, 2015, 08:50:18 PM
Damn.

Were all going to hell.

But damn, that was funny as shit.

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