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I Can't Be Bothered With This

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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #100 on: August 05, 2015, 04:43:44 PM »
btw....there are one too many mounts on this board.
There is only one mount I'd like to mount.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #101 on: August 05, 2015, 05:05:30 PM »
There is only one mount I'd like to mount.

You need to flush that talk. That's not sanitary.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #102 on: August 05, 2015, 05:18:15 PM »
There is only one mount I'd like to mount.

Nobody mounts Mount.  Mount does the mounting.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #103 on: August 05, 2015, 05:23:21 PM »
Nobody mounts Mount.  Mount does the mounting.

Listen to this man.  He knows.






Not sure how he knows, but he says it with confidence.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #104 on: August 05, 2015, 05:45:05 PM »
Nobody mounts Mount.  Mount does the mounting.

You have a lot of ties, Ty.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #105 on: August 05, 2015, 10:15:23 PM »
I'll mount you, you sexy bitch. 

Did not know they didn't use any part of the fish.  Never caught anything that I considered having mounted.  That's cool.  I'd rather not tote his big ass back to shore anyway, unless I was in a tourney.  BTW, at the Emerald Coast Blue Marlin Classic this past June in Destin, they brought in a 900 pound blue marlin, which was by far a tournament record. I was going that night to the weigh in but there was so much traffic, you had to park a couple of miles away and take a tram.  I said frick it.  Wish I had gone now.
So your brother-in-law went?

I don't hunt, but I have many friends who do and have eaten my fair share of deer meat.
Sort of how VV hunts men?  (He kills them inside, slowly)
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #106 on: August 06, 2015, 08:50:42 AM »
BTW, at the Emerald Coast Blue Marlin Classic this past June in Destin, they brought in a 900 pound blue marlin, which was by far a tournament record. I was going that night to the weigh in but there was so much traffic, you had to park a couple of miles away and take a tram.  I said frick it.  Wish I had gone now.

I find the hypocrisy of your caviler attitude toward the public lynching and display of Marty the Marlin disgusting, sir.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #107 on: August 06, 2015, 08:55:08 AM »
Big difference in my mind between you fighting with a 500lb fish and you baiting a lion to come out of their protected sanctuary so you can shoot it.

In a 100% nature driven world, we wouldnt have a "protected sanctuary". Humans are their own worst enemy sometimes. Build it up to tear it down...rinse and repeat.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #108 on: August 06, 2015, 08:57:05 AM »
In a 100% nature driven world, we wouldnt have a "protected sanctuary". Humans are their own worst enemy sometimes. Build it up to tear it down...rinse and repeat.

We wouldn't have murder of other humans either...but...
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #109 on: August 06, 2015, 09:10:36 AM »
We wouldn't have murder of other humans either...but...

Yes we would....Sometimes by my own two hands.
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« Reply #110 on: August 06, 2015, 09:11:52 AM »
Yes we would....Sometimes by my own two hands.

If it's dumb co-workers, I think it's lawful.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #111 on: August 06, 2015, 09:23:42 AM »
Damn, I had a lot of catching up to do in this thread but I think I've pretty much got it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but although it gets somewhat muddled, it pretty much comes down to: all of the guys that support the lion are on one side and on the other side is those of us who like pussy?
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #112 on: August 06, 2015, 09:46:47 AM »
Damn, I had a lot of catching up to do in this thread but I think I've pretty much got it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but although it gets somewhat muddled, it pretty much comes down to: all of the guys that support the lion are on one side and on the other side is those of us who like pussy?

Yeah, plus now there's a fish involved and somehow everything is tied back to a 911 operator. These sissies really know how to derail a topic.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #113 on: August 06, 2015, 10:01:10 AM »
Damn, I had a lot of catching up to do in this thread but I think I've pretty much got it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but although it gets somewhat muddled, it pretty much comes down to: all of the guys that support the lion are on one side and on the other side is those of us who like pussy?

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? We're dealing with a lot of shit.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #114 on: August 06, 2015, 10:36:18 AM »
However, I am actually surprised by your stance CCTAU.  I get that you are a hunter. But to me what he did wasn't hunting.  Sitting in a tree stand waiting for your animal to come out.. setting up decoys and blinds that's hunting.  I equivocate this particular hunt to me going to a zoo and shooting a monkey in a cage.  Where's the thrill of the hunt? The adventure?  I can go to my local supermarket and buy fresh fish, but I enjoy going fishing.  It seems to me you are just taking the stance against this particular item because all of the liberals and hollywood seem to be in an uproar about it.   

Here's the thing this wasn't just any lion like you said.  If it was just any lion you wouldn't have heard a peep about it.  I don't know that this Dentist knew that the hunt was illegal, but I can guarantee you at some point he did and yet he still took his trophy.  For a guy that was involved in prior issues with hunting and has gone on a lot of african safaris, something sure smells funny.

My stance is, and has been, if the hunt was legal, then let it go.

There has been no definitive proof that anything illegal was done. "That damn Zimmerman is just a racist killer."

If it was illegal, bust his ass.

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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #115 on: August 06, 2015, 12:20:46 PM »
My stance is, and has been, if the hunt was legal, then let it go.

There has been no definitive proof that anything illegal was done. "That damn Zimmerman is just a racist killer."

If it was illegal, bust his ass.

regardless of being legal or not...it wasn't just a lion.  it was a well known lion much like our beloved Nova or Spirit or Toomer's Live Oaks.   for me this isn't a story about whether big game hunting should or shouldn't happen, starving Africans, decreasing lion populations, vegetarianism or stroking fucking trees. 

the hunt lured the lion out of a national park.  shot with an arrow.  later tracked.  shot dead.  collar removed. 

 
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #116 on: August 06, 2015, 12:33:49 PM »
regardless of being legal or not...it wasn't just a lion.  it was a well known lion much like our beloved Nova or Spirit or Toomer's Live Oaks.   for me this isn't a story about whether big game hunting should or shouldn't happen, starving Africans, decreasing lion populations, vegetarianism or stroking fucking trees. 

the hunt lured the lion out of a national park.  shot with an arrow.  later tracked.  shot dead.  collar removed. 

 

Exactly how do you stroke a fucking tree?  Even if you had said "Fucking stroke a tree" it would still conjure up some weird images.  I've heard of hugging a tree but taking it to the level of stroking it is kind of kinky.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #117 on: August 06, 2015, 01:06:43 PM »
My stance is, and has been, if the hunt was legal, then let it go.

There has been no definitive proof that anything illegal was done. "That damn Zimmerman is just a racist killer."

If it was illegal, bust his ass.

I'm actually with CCTAU on this issue: if it was a legal hunt, then your issues are with Zimbabwean laws; if it was an illegal hunt, then extradite his dumb dental ass and let them sort it out.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #118 on: August 06, 2015, 02:26:34 PM »
regardless of being legal or not...it wasn't just a lion.  it was a well known lion much like our beloved Nova or Spirit or Toomer's Live Oaks.   

Difference being of course, that those examples are all treasured here in our own homeland, beloved by those local and even somewhat by a national population that can at least appreciate them.

If you're rich enough to travel to Africa and embark on a Zimbabwe safari, this lion may have in fact been well-known to you. I don't know.

I do know however that Zimbabweans could GAF about a lion.
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Re: I Can't Be Bothered With This
« Reply #119 on: August 06, 2015, 02:55:51 PM »
Difference being of course, that those examples are all treasured here in our own homeland, beloved by those local and even somewhat by a national population that can at least appreciate them.

If you're rich enough to travel to Africa and embark on a Zimbabwe safari, this lion may have in fact been well-known to you. I don't know.

I do know however that Zimbabweans could GAF about a lion.

Much like certain (perhaps most) Alabama fans who could give a shit about a tree. 

And probably most Americans have neither heard of Cecil nor our beloved mascot or trees.

Sure our mascots are held close to home but I think this garners a worldwide affection towards creatures, plants, artifacts that should be treasured. 

My speculation is that more people visited Cecil the Lion as folks visit our Raptor Center. 

I find the story intriguing and close to home on my views regarding conservation.

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