AL.com answering the important questions, like:

[Catphish Tilly]

Q: What's it like marrying Nick Saban's daughter?

To me, it would be like knowing I could enter into any bar brawl with full confidence.

http://www.al.com/living/index.ssf/2015/07/marrying_nick_sabans_daughter.html#incart_2box

[Buzz Killington]

I would imagine it's more like living in fear that one morning you'll wake up with a knife to your throat and she'll be ordering you to lick her boots.

[The Six]

Thankfully Media Days starts next week.

MONDAY, JULY 13
11:30 a.m. - 2:20 p.m.

• COMMISSIONER GREG SANKEY

• AUBURN (Coach Gus Malzahn/Student‐Athletes)

2:30 - 5:30 p.m.
• FLORIDA (Coach Jim McElwain/Student‐Athletes)

• VANDERBILT (Coach Derek Mason/Student‐Athletes)

TUESDAY, JULY 14

8:30 - 9 a.m.

• STEVE SHAW, SEC Coordinator of Football Officials

9 a.m. - 12:20 p.m.

• SOUTH CAROLINA (Coach Steve Spurrier/Student‐Athletes)

• TEXAS A&M (Coach Kevin Sumlin/Student‐Athletes)

1 - 4 p.m.

• MISSISSIPPI STATE (Coach Dan Mullen/Student‐Athletes)

• TENNESSEE (Coach Butch Jones/Student‐Athletes)

WEDNESDAY, JULY 15

8:30 - 8:50 a.m.

• National Football Foundation

9 a.m. - 12:00 p.m.

• ALABAMA (Coach Nick Saban/Student‐Athletes)

• KENTUCKY (Coach Mark Stoops/Student‐Athletes)

1 - 4 p.m.

• MISSOURI (Coach Gary Pinkel/Student‐Athletes)

• ARKANSAS (Coach Bret Bielema/Student‐Athletes)

THURSDAY, JULY 16

8:30 - 8:50 a.m.

• Football Writers Association of America

9 a.m. - 1:30 p.m.

• GEORGIA (Coach Mark Richt/Student‐Athletes)

• OLE MISS (Coach Hugh Freeze/Student‐Athletes)

• LSU (Coach Les Miles/Student‐Athletes)

[Pell City Tiger]

I would imagine it's more like living in fear that one morning you'll wake up with a knife to your throat and she'll be ordering you to lick her boots.

Every Easter, she'll give you a rabbit punch.

[WiregrassTiger]

These al.com bitches are a hoot. Say Nick Saban is "arguably" the most powerful coach in college football. There is no room for argument, aiiight. He wears a tie like all the time. And he drives a Mercedes. What other proof is needed?

[Godfather]

Look how much taller Saban is than everyone else.

[Godfather]

Snags, obviously there is no al.com bias

[Snaggletiger]

Look how much taller Saban is than everyone else.

snickers

[Shug Dye]

It must feel like a lot of money. Enough to make you forget the fact that your bride has fucked every other white boy in town.