double wide with a porch?
As you know, I'm not one to boast but if you must know, yes.
Actually, I'm mooching like Wench. Going to a friend's beach house. Personally, it's fine with me just to know these people with beach houses, mountain cabins, boats, pools, etc. rather than owning it myself.
Speaking of the 4th and being loaded, I don't know if I mentioned that my Father's Day present was a new grill. Old one was on it's last leg. So, since I wear the pants around my house, I picked it out. I was already aware of the price of the Green Eggs and had declared it ludicrous. So, I bought an imitation called an Akorn or Acorn, don't remember. But it's made by Charbroil I think. Got it at Lowes.
Anywho, that ceramic grilling is the bomb imo. You can do it as fast or slow as you need to, after you figure it out. I bought a ceramic block to put in when I want to go slow. Burgers are about 10 min or less because they cook on both sides. And they are still flavorful. I've never been a gas fan. I need me some smoke from a real fire.
If you are considering making the jump to the egg type grill, I say go for it. I even saw program in which a guy made one with two big flower pots and a hot plate. Pretty cool and inexpensive alternative. But you get the oven effect.