Dallas and Wench; Been going to church?

[The Six]

http://www.khou.com/story/news/2015/06/28/six-arrested-at-lakewood-church-service/29435817/

HOUSTON - Six people were arrested at Lakewood Church Sunday after heckling Pastor Joel Osteen while he was preaching, according to Houston Police.

[dallaswareagle]

I, sir was on the front nine on Sunday morning. 

[Snaggletiger]

I, sir was on the front nine on Sunday morning.

You should have been in church.  You're going to hell.

[dallaswareagle]

You should have been in church.  You're going to hell.

I was there last Friday.


http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=25747.40   

[jmar]

You should have been in church.  You're going to hell.

Give the guy a break he lives in Texas as does our Wench.

[Pell City Tiger]

Give the guy a break he lives in Texas as does our Wench.

Are you implying they are already in hell?

[oldautiger]

Hell would be living in the dog turd of tuscalooser.
Texas is heaven next to that shit hole.

[jmar]

Are you implying they are already in hell?

Skunks and armadillo's are committing suicide as we speak.

[The Six]

Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?

[jmar]

Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?

Only that it's foolish to heckle a guy that has better security than Obama.

[dallaswareagle]

Are you implying they are already in hell?

Not so far this year, not one day above 100 and this past Sat only got up to 88, Sunday was 90 but very low humidity. 

[Snaggletiger]

Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?

Couldn't figure out what the basis of the heckle was.  Personally, I would heckle the fact that he can't speak 3 words without blinking 17 times.

[Pell City Tiger]

Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?

I'm not a big Osteen fan. I prefer fire and brimstone sermons to the Pollyanna drivel he spews.

[jmar]

Not so far this year, not one day above 100 and this past Sat only got up to 88, Sunday was 90 but very low humidity.

Uh yes we have a man who uses temperature as his only means of determining hell on earth.

Look if you and your family and our champagne guzzling Wench and her bunch ever need our help we (or I) will make the trip begrudgingly.

[dallaswareagle]

Uh yes we have a man who uses temperature as his only means of determining hell on earth.

Look if you and your family and our champagne guzzling Wench and her bunch ever need our help we (or I) will make the trip begrudgingly.

I use years also.   See 2008 and 2012.

[jmar]

I use years also.   See 2008 and 2012.

Okay...
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...I will offer a onetime rescue from a group of blind Osteener's or your runofthemill zombie apocalypse.
After that you are on your own, dig?

[Tiger Wench]

Okay...
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...I will offer a onetime rescue from a group of blind Osteener's or your runofthemill zombie apocalypse.
After that you are on your own, dig?

Srsly?  In the zombie apocalypse, you'll be coming out here to save yourself! 

Osteen is a total goober. He and his wife both. Talk about the king of sunshine pumping. His message has zilch to do with God's Word. It's all about the power of positive thinking, in his mind. Think positive and God will make your dreams come true. If they don't?  You aren't thinking positive enough!!

Assholes.

[The Six]

Assholes.

Hey, there were no Bammers mentioned here!

[Buzz Killington]

Does anyone have thoughts on Joel Olsteen and him getting heckled?

Justifiable

[GH2001]

Srsly?  In the zombie apocalypse, you'll be coming out here to save yourself! 

Osteen is a total goober. He and his wife both. Talk about the king of sunshine pumping. His message has zilch to do with God's Word. It's all about the power of positive thinking, in his mind. Think positive and God will make your dreams come true. If they don't?  You aren't thinking positive enough!!

Assholes.

Hey hey now...That MF'er got rich as hell making people believe that bullshit. Gotta give him props for that. Smart business man.