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Look who joined the geezer club!
« on: June 21, 2015, 07:50:43 PM »
Happy 40th, simp! It's all down hill from here!

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Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2015, 07:52:54 PM »
Hey simp, remember when you were a kid and thought 40 was ancient?
You were right.


Have another kid to celebrate!
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2015, 08:03:05 PM »
I always enjoy getting on here and wishing people that I like a happy birthday. It doesn't happen often. So, here's to hoping someone I like has a birthday soon.

Happy Father's Day to the baby daddies.

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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2015, 08:24:22 PM »
Happy Happy Young Man.
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2015, 08:33:43 PM »
Happy Birthday! Go Dj Go Dj.
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Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2015, 08:52:52 PM »
Happy Birthday Simp!
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2015, 09:17:27 PM »
Happy birthday. I've heard sperm motility drops in men once they hit their 40's.

Then there's you.

Poor Mrs Simp. Hope you used some birthday protection.

XXOXOXOXOXOXOX!!!
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2015, 09:23:00 PM »
Thank you thank you very much. I don't feel a day over 40.

Was a fun day. Got to spend all day in Gardendale coaching a 5 yr old Allstar double header. It was a hot sumbitch out there. Loved every second of it.

Will keep yall up to date on when the next baby is due. Probably in 9 months.
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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2015, 07:32:59 AM »
Happy belated.  Hope you aren't pushing the Duggars for their title.
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2015, 10:00:16 AM »
Better slow down your catching up to some of us.   HBD    :haha:
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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2015, 10:23:21 AM »
You old.
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2015, 11:01:41 AM »
God damn...40.  Fuck.  Happy Birthday I guess.
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Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2015, 11:25:50 AM »
My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
« Last Edit: June 22, 2015, 11:27:35 AM by djsimp »
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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2015, 02:43:45 PM »
My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
Probably a lack of jizz to lubricate the joints. Don't worry, at your age, you will be losing less and less jizz.
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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2015, 10:44:15 PM »
Probably a lack of jizz to lubricate the joints. Don't worry, at your age, you will be losing less and less jizz.

He has a smoking hot wife and supersperm. He'll still be capable of fathering a child five years after he's dead.
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« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2015, 05:51:37 AM »
My bones and joints hurt today. Wtf is that about?!
Happy belated! Take 2 Aleve and wash down with whiskey. You'll be fine or least you won't care.
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« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2015, 09:52:36 AM »
He has a smoking hot wife and supersperm. He'll still be capable of fathering a child five years after he's dead.

Well, sooner or later the supersperm has to retire but I will always have a smoking hot wife.
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« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2015, 01:51:08 AM »
Welcome to the club.
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« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2015, 11:11:01 AM »
Well, sooner or later the supersperm has to retire but I will always have a smoking hot wife.
You must have a horsecock, cause I know you got no money or looks.
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Re: Look who joined the geezer club!
« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2015, 11:27:29 AM »
You must have a horsecock, cause I know you got no money or looks.

I'm like the long dick of the law.
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