Jimbo's Bimbo

[Tiger Wench]

So Mrs. Fisher was apparently banging a personal trainer in Tally who was a former Gusty Gator.

Talk about sticking it to your in-state rival.

Now they have filed for divorce.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer couple.

Karma. Shit is real.

[Kaos]

Believe that. 

Aw hell baby, If I'da knowed you puts out...



Show me 'dem big ol tittays.




Step off, bitch.  That be mines. 


Look, Jimbo is an ugly motherfucker.  And dumber than a boxcar full of cotter pins.  But she traded that for the above?   

Sorry, TW but it needs to be said.

mommy part.

[Tiger Wench]

Agreed on all but the c word.

I'm sure being the wife of a major program's head coach is a terrible gig.  Not having your hubby around and living in a fishbowl would suck even with the massive amounts of cash you have to spend. But how stupid is fucking the personal trainer!??  How totally cliched.  It could be that the Gaytor Nation started those rumors just to be assholes to their rivals when the rumors of their divorce started going around, but when TMZ runs with it, there usually has to be some sort of fire with that smoke. Jimbo's not a prize but they've been together for a long time.

I'm also wondering when TMZ is gonna dig up her first husband. He went to jail for slapping her around. Total scumbag.

That Jacobs guy has a picture on his LinkedIn page of himself with a woman and two kids. So it may be two families being torn apart.

And not that it's obvious or anything, but those boobs are as plastic as Tupperware. She was a 32A when we graduated high school. God got her for making fun of me in 6th grade for being flat, never mind that I was 10 years old and wasn't supposed to have boobs yet. And y'all know what I got going on now. Karma, baby.

Karma.

[Buzz Killington]

She's just not attractive anyway.  Should have been happy that Jimbo's rich ugly ass would share a bed with her.

[Snaggletiger]

Agreed on all but the c word.

I'm sure being the wife of a major program's head coach is a terrible gig.  Not having your hubby around and living in a fishbowl would suck even with the massive amounts of cash you have to spend. But how stupid is fucking the personal trainer!??  How totally cliched.  It could be that the Gaytor Nation started those rumors just to be assholes to their rivals when the rumors of their divorce started going around, but when TMZ runs with it, there usually has to be some sort of fire with that smoke. Jimbo's not a prize but they've been together for a long time.

I'm also wondering when TMZ is gonna dig up her first husband. He went to jail for slapping her around. Total scumbag.

That Jacobs guy has a picture on his LinkedIn page of himself with a woman and two kids. So it may be two families being torn apart.

And not that it's obvious or anything, but those boobs are as plastic as Tupperware. She was a 32A when we graduated high school. God got her for making fun of me in 6th grade for being flat, never mind that I was 10 years old and wasn't supposed to have boobs yet. And y'all know what I got going on now. Karma, baby.

Karma.

I was with you for a while.  Then, you lost me.

[Pell City Tiger]

I've heard she has always been a caring philanthropist. Rumor is that she gave herself repeatedly to those of the opposite gender back in her hometown.

[Tiger Wench]

I was with you for a while.  Then, you lost me.

I bet you would get more pliability out of a softball.

[AUTiger1]

I read something about this late last week, but figured it was just rumor mill.  If true, then  .

[Tiger Wench]

I read something about this late last week, but figured it was just rumor mill.  If true, then  .

Did a little selective texting among former HS classmates last night.  No confirmation, but her mean girl BFF's aren't denying it at all.

I am truly a horrible person for this high degree of schadenfreude I am experiencing. 

[Kaos]

I read something about this late last week, but figured it was just rumor mill.  If true, then  .

What does Jimbo care?  He's raping crystal thanks to a rapist.  He looks at Fat Bert and figures he's due for an upgrade anyway.  If that big ass chet looking fuck can land a gold digger like Jenn?  Yeah, Jimbo has a shot.

[Jumbo]

I've got Pyrex dishes in the motherfucking kitchen.

[RottenBottom]

I've got Pyrex dishes in the motherfucking kitchen.

Good for you.  I'll come cook breakfast sometime.