One of the dumbest things I've ever seen

[Kaos]

This is reason 4,873,980,102 why al.com must be destroyed.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/06/ben_davis_5-star_super_show.html#incart_river

FWIW, I've seen Ben play.  Not sure why he's a 5-star.  And he's going to Bama. 

[CCTAU]

He's a five star BECAUSE he is going to bammer.

[Snaggletiger]

Damn, that part where the Chopp.....uh, T-Rex ate that guy...that was graphic and downright scary.

[Snaggletiger]

Big announcement coming up at 3:00.  The good guys need to pick up Malik Miller.  Boy dog stud.   

[bottomfeeder]

Big announcement coming up at 3:00.  The good guys need to pick up Malik Miller.  Boy dog stud.

Dude freaking runs over folks. Straight running back.

[Kaos]

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/08/a-list_no_1_ben_davis.html#incart_river

Hanging on to the fallacy that Ben Davis is the top player in the state.  He's not -- or the state is really talent depleted. 

Also hanging on to the farce that he's going anywhere but Bama. 

[Snaggletiger]

I recall the guy being a damn fine specimen of an athlete.  One of a couple that stood out from the others that night.  But I don't remember him doing anything special. In fact, I believe he got beat for that winning TD pass.

[Kaos]

I recall the guy being a damn fine specimen of an athlete.  One of a couple that stood out from the others that night.  But I don't remember him doing anything special. In fact, I believe he got beat for that winning TD pass.

He's getting bump because his dad is a Bammer legacy who never really did anything. 

I've seen him play several times.  Best prospect in the state?  He plays for a small 3A school.  They don't play anybody.  No competition. 

Sometimes that works out.  Courtney Taylor was the best athlete I ever saw from Pickens County area.  Ben's not within a hundred yards of being as good as CT.

[RWS]

Another reason why al.com must be destroyed is because they won't stop throwing the fucking Coastal Living rag in my driveway even after I've contacted them 9 times to make them stop.  After a while they will get tired of picking it up out of the driveway of their distribution center that is 5 minutes away from my house.

[jmar]

Another reason why al.com must be destroyed is because they won't stop throwing the fucking Coastal Living rag in my driveway even after I've contacted them 9 times to make them stop.  After a while they will get tired of picking it up out of the driveway of their distribution center that is 5 minutes away from my house.

Kaosesque

[RWS]

Kaosesque

No, it's fucking annoying.  I was pretty reasonable about it the first 5 times.  We're not talking tomatoes here.

[Snaggletiger]

I subscribe to Coastal Living.

[DnATL]

I subscribe to Coastal Living.

you're a fan of their entire catalog

[Snaggletiger]

you're a fan of their entire catalog

My God man, who wouldn't be?

[Saniflush]

I subscribe to Coastal Living.

I think that is a prerequisite to entering Miss Lucille's gossip parlor on a regular basis.

[Snaggletiger]

I think that is a prerequisite to entering Miss Lucille's gossip parlor on a regular basis.

It was but alas, Miss Lucille's closed down.  A sad day indeed.

[DnATL]

I think that is a prerequisite to entering Miss Lucille's gossip parlor on a regular basis.

That, and being nutless