More AU Alum Thuggery

[Snaggletiger]

I'm so ashamed to be associated with this University. dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. over at al

Auburn legend Charles Barkley plans to donate $3 million total to three organizations, including his alma mater, later this week.

Barkley made the surprise announcement three days earlier than planned during a conference call for the American Century Championship's celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Nevada on Tuesday. His plan is to donate $1 million apiece to the Wounded Warrior Project, Morehouse College in Atlanta and Auburn University.

Barkley is close friends with Cpl. Chad Pfeifer, an Iraq War veteran and amputee who teamed up with Barkley in 2014 at the event. Barkley made the decision to tell his friend -- and the world -- about his donation plans Tuesday while speaking to the media.

"I think we've had a conversation about how much I respect and admire what all you soldiers do," Barkley said. "So I just got a new contract. And my goal is always to, I try to give a million dollars a year away to charity. So I was going to announce Friday, I didn't know you were going to be on the conference call, but I'll announce now. I'm announcing Friday that I'm giving Auburn another million dollars. I'm giving Wounded Warriors a million dollars and I'm giving Morehouse University in Atlanta, each one of (you) all a million dollars. And I just want to thank you personally for having the stones to go to war, and I think it's a joke the way they treat our soldiers."

Barkley, who once said he planned to retire within the next two years, recently agreed to a new contract to stay with TNT's "Inside the NBA" for the next eight to 10 years.

Barkley, by the way, is listed with 5,000-to-1 odds to win the celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe

[WiregrassTiger]

Just like Charles to soak up the limelight. Mr. Big Shot.

This is the reason I prefer to make my major contributions either anonymously or through my foundation. In game day programs, I'm listed as anonymous throughout. But I don't need my ego stroked about it.

[bottomfeeder]

I make anonymous donations to the local sperm bank.

[chityeah]

I make anonymous donations to the local sperm bank.

Dude. Back away from the glory hole.

[djsimp]

I make anonymous donations to the local sperm bank.

No comment

[RottenBottom]

But I don't need my ego stroked about it.

If you're in the game, then the strokes the word.

[Buzz Killington]

I make anonymous donations to the local sperm bank.

I doubt they appreciate those donations on their walls.

[AUJarhead]

I doubt they appreciate those donations on their walls.

You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

[Buzz Killington]

You know how much money the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Jizz mopper?

[dallaswareagle]

Jizz mopper?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jizz%20mopper   

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

[Buzz Killington]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jizz%20mopper   

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

-1,000,000
And another 20 point deduction for sharing that story.

[Godfather]

Jizz mopper?

The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

[AUJarhead]

The jizz-mopper's job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, 'cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don't know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

You've highly offended me.

[dallaswareagle]

-1,000,000
And another 20 point deduction for sharing that story.

Nobody should be without a job.

[Godfather]

You've highly offended me.

You think that's offensive...take a look at this, I think you can see her kidneys.

[GH2001]

-1,000,000
And another 20 point deduction for sharing that story.

Ummmm, what this guy said ^^

[WiregrassTiger]

Mods, please feel free to move this thread to BeardEaves, even though it may be torn down in the near future. Putting it in the football thread was really dumb. But I didn't start it.


Charles Barkley Shows Soft Side With Awe-Inspiring Gesture

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/charles-barkley-shows-soft-side-with-awe-inspiring-gesture/ar-BBkEV9j?ocid=DELLDHP

The Basketball Hall of Famer and TNT analyst has offered to pay for the funerals of three children killed by car-jackers last week.

Joseph Thomas Reed, 10; Keiearra Williams, 15; and Terrence Moore, 7, were struck and killed while volunteering on a street corner. They were selling fruit to raise money for a park. Two suspects, Cornelius Crawford and Jonathan Rosa, have been charged with second-degree murder, robbery, sexual assault and other crimes related to the children’s deaths and the carjacking.

Barkley confirmed he offered to pay for the funerals, but declined to comment futher as not to take away from the victims per NBC10.com.


Barkley may not always walk quietly, but he carries a big heart.

Jerry Landry is a writer for RantSports.com. Follow Jerry on Twitter at @Jerry2Landry, “Like” him on Facebook or add him on Google.

[Buzz Killington]

Mods, please feel free to move this thread to BeardEaves, even though it may be torn down in the near future. Putting it in the football thread was really dumb. But I didn't start it.


Charles Barkley Shows Soft Side With Awe-Inspiring Gesture

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/charles-barkley-shows-soft-side-with-awe-inspiring-gesture/ar-BBkEV9j?ocid=DELLDHP

The Basketball Hall of Famer and TNT analyst has offered to pay for the funerals of three children killed by car-jackers last week.

Joseph Thomas Reed, 10; Keiearra Williams, 15; and Terrence Moore, 7, were struck and killed while volunteering on a street corner. They were selling fruit to raise money for a park. Two suspects, Cornelius Crawford and Jonathan Rosa, have been charged with second-degree murder, robbery, sexual assault and other crimes related to the children’s deaths and the carjacking.

Barkley confirmed he offered to pay for the funerals, but declined to comment futher as not to take away from the victims per NBC10.com.


Barkley may not always walk quietly, but he carries a big heart.

Jerry Landry is a writer for RantSports.com. Follow Jerry on Twitter at @Jerry2Landry, “Like” him on Facebook or add him on Google.

What does any of this have to do with jizz mopping?  Geez...stay on topic.