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Birthday Ta-Ta's
« on: June 02, 2015, 12:03:13 PM »
Since she doesn't post, I'll direct this to Mr. Dallaswareaglez and remind you to treat those epic birthday funbags with the loving care and attention they deserve.  Happy birthday Mrs. DWE
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2015, 12:10:24 PM »
As Bob Hope once sang, "Thanks for the mammaries!"

Happy birthday, bella!
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2015, 12:14:10 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 12:03:13 PM
Since she doesn't post, I'll direct this to Mr. Dallaswareaglez and remind you to treat those epic birthday funbags with the loving care and attention they deserve.  Happy birthday Mrs. DWE


She doesn't get on here anymore, thought I could talk her into it, but she has stated that some of you are kind of crude.  :haha: 

She is all into Yoga now and that pays off after hours.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2015, 12:16:14 PM »
Happy birthday to Mrs. Please be posting birthday pics often.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2015, 12:21:33 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 12:14:10 PM

She doesn't get on here anymore, thought I could talk her into it, but she has stated that some of you are kind of crude.  :haha: 

She is all into Yoga now and that pays off after hours.
Crude? Us? She obviously has us mistaken for some other site.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2015, 12:28:14 PM »
I thought "epic birthday funbags" was a very endearing term.  Not crude in the least.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2015, 01:09:13 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 12:14:10 PM

She doesn't get on here anymore, thought I could talk her into it, but she has stated that some of you are kind of crude.  :haha: 

She is all into Yoga now and that pays off after hours.

Kinda? whats this fucking kinda bullshit? I guess we need to amp up the shenanigans this fall. No doubt should ever be left to make someone say kinda.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2015, 01:27:12 PM »
Happy Birthday to the Mrs. DWE. Thanks for letting your hubs hang in the sandbox with us cretins.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2015, 01:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 02, 2015, 12:28:14 PM
I thought "epic birthday funbags" was a very endearing term.  Not crude in the least.

Exactly.  It's not like we asked if we could motorboat them or anything.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2015, 01:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 02, 2015, 01:42:50 PM
Exactly.  It's not like we asked if we could motorboat them or anything.


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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2015, 02:18:44 PM »
Told her she had been Brifdayed on the X.


Her response:

Awwww too sweet! Thank you from Mrs. DWE funbags!
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2015, 02:34:13 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 02:18:44 PM
Told her she had been Brifdayed on the X.


Her response:

Awwww too sweet! Thank you from Mrs. DWE funbags!

Tell her we are still waiting on the birthday pics.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2015, 06:50:49 AM »
Quote from: djsimp on June 02, 2015, 02:34:13 PM
Tell her we are still waiting on the birthday suit pics.

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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2015, 09:13:46 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 02, 2015, 02:18:44 PM
Told her she had been Brifdayed on the X.


Her response:

Awwww too sweet! Thank you from Mrs. DWE funbags!

God...

This thread sucks...
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2015, 09:33:18 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2015, 09:13:46 AM
God...

This thread sucks...

Much like Dallas's wife....
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2015, 09:37:32 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 09:33:18 AM
Much like Dallas's wife....

Well now.
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2015, 09:44:11 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 03, 2015, 09:13:46 AM
God...

This thread sucks...

Quote from: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 09:33:18 AM
Much like Dallas's wife....

Thats not very nice.   :silence: :charles:
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2015, 09:50:36 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 03, 2015, 09:44:11 AM
Thats not very nice.   :silence: :charles:

So you are saying she doesn't suck like a hoover? What good is she then?
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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2015, 09:54:05 AM »
All I know is my wife's been in Houston for a week and when she gets home tonight, I'ma put it on that ass Eric Church style.

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Re: Birthday Ta-Ta's
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2015, 09:58:14 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on June 03, 2015, 09:50:36 AM
So you are saying she doesn't suck like a hoover? What good is she then?


No she doesn't suck like a hoover.













More like a Dyson.
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