Lord I Was Born A Ramblin' Man

Snaggletiger · « **on:** June 02, 2015, 11:47:31 AM »

May your day be filled with southern rock, a fine Pale Ale...or 5... and topped off with some birthday poonanny from the skirt. AUTiger1 turns 63 today

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #1 on:** June 02, 2015, 11:51:05 AM »

Damn, even I am not that old.

Even though she won't see it, Happy brifday to Mrs. Dallas.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:00:28 PM »

Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over 60, my frien.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #3 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:03:04 PM »

Happy birthday. We're all chipping in to get you one of those swank Life Alert bracelets the kids are wearing nowadays. You can't go wandering off into geezerdom without swag.

Have a great one, brother!

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:04:15 PM »

Have a happy day or don't. Either way.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #5 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:08:59 PM »

Happy Birthday!

djsimp · « **Reply #6 on:** June 02, 2015, 12:09:25 PM »

Happy happy joy joy.

GH2001 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 02, 2015, 01:04:31 PM »

May the Bourbinz, BBQ and Allman Brothers flow readily today. And not your bladder you old libertarian SOB.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #8 on:** June 02, 2015, 01:42:02 PM »

Happy Birthday! I'll drink a few in you honor tonight.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #9 on:** June 02, 2015, 04:32:43 PM »

Happy Birfday. But remember, you must not eat any cake. Watch the calorie intake and blood sugar. At your age, it's especially important. Damn! That's old.

Were you involved with D Day by chance? Or, were you listening to the radio that night Orson Wells freaked everybody out about the aliens invading?

You should really share more stories with us.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** June 02, 2015, 04:45:02 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on June 02, 2015, 04:32:43 PM

Happy Birfday. But remember, you must not eat any cake. Watch the calorie intake and blood sugar. At your age, it's especially important. Damn! That's old.

Were you involved with D Day by chance? Or, were you listening to the radio that night Orson Wells freaked everybody out about the aliens invading?

You should really share more stories with us.

I've heard the goat aids is very common in guys over 60.

The Six · « **Reply #11 on:** June 02, 2015, 05:29:02 PM »

Happy Birthday

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2015, 05:34:44 PM »

Question. Are Depends really as reliable as old people say?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2015, 05:38:40 PM »

Get drunk. Happy birthday.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2015, 07:01:44 PM »

You know you're getting old when you stop laughing at the commercials where the old woman is laying in the kitchen floor screaming for help while the cat circles her hungrily. Instead of reaching for the remote to turn the channel, you reach for it to turn the volume up so you don't miss the phone number.

Happy birthday again.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2015, 09:45:03 PM »

I hope your day... Oh, wait,,let me speak up a little so you can hear me.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!!!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** June 02, 2015, 10:08:34 PM »

AUTiger1 and AUTigerette are out walking and he says, "It's windy out, isn't it?" To which she replies, "No, I'm sure it's Thursday." And AUTiger1 says, "Me too, let's go get a beer."

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2015, 11:09:37 AM »

Thanks everyone! It sure is hell getting old.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2015, 11:18:00 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 03, 2015, 11:09:37 AM

Thanks everyone! It sure is hell getting older.

FTFY

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2015, 11:55:08 AM »

That's enuff about AUT1. His birthday is over. You can stop being so nice to him now.