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« on: May 12, 2015, 11:41:07 AM »
Is Duke a head case?  First off, I'm really surprised the guy stayed. I think the consensus was one-and-done.  But he did return and I think he and JJ can set Auburn records if he stays healthy.  Now, he's basically twatting that he's shipping out, rethinking his decision to stay at Auburn.  The next morning, D-Craig says "It's all Gucci". 

I take it that's skreetz for "All is well with my nurra'."
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2015, 11:57:22 AM »
Is Duke a head case?  First off, I'm really surprised the guy stayed. I think the consensus was one-and-done.  But he did return and I think he and JJ can set Auburn records if he stays healthy.  Now, he's basically twatting that he's shipping out, rethinking his decision to stay at Auburn.  The next morning, D-Craig says "It's all Gucci". 

I take it that's skreetz for "All is well with my nurra'."

My question would be, what would make Duke want to leave at this point? I mean, I'm pretty sure he knows he has a great chance to be a main target. Is it possible that there is more competition than what he thought it would be? Are the requirements from the coaching staff too tough to live by? Does he get along with others in the locker room? Those are some questions, but all would point towards Duke putting his big boy pants on.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2015, 12:20:20 PM »
My question would be, what would make Duke want to leave at this point?

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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2015, 12:24:16 PM »
Is Duke a head case?  First off, I'm really surprised the guy stayed. I think the consensus was one-and-done.  But he did return and I think he and JJ can set Auburn records if he stays healthy.  Now, he's basically twatting that he's shipping out, rethinking his decision to stay at Auburn.  The next morning, D-Craig says "It's all Gucci". 

I take it that's skreetz for "All is well with my nurra'."

They increased his salary.  It's all good was just a hold-out thing.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2015, 12:25:37 PM »
They increased his salary.  It's all good was just a hold-out thing.

Let me guess his agent? Jimmy "Cha-Ching" Sexton.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2015, 12:27:31 PM »
I heard tension's been brewing ever since that Duke/Chandler Cox towel popping incident leaked to the boards.

I blame Snaggs.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2015, 12:28:19 PM »
Much ado-doo about nothing. 


Remember, Bo Jackson was so distraught during his time at Auburn that he went to the bus station the night before a game intending to withdraw and go back home.  It's a good thing the Twitters and such nonsense didn't exist back in those days. 
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2015, 12:29:24 PM »
My question would be, what would make Duke want to leave at this point? I mean, I'm pretty sure he knows he has a great chance to be a main target. Is it possible that there is more competition than what he thought it would be? Are the requirements from the coaching staff too tough to live by? Does he get along with others in the locker room? Those are some questions, but all would point towards Duke putting his big boy pants on.

Sounds like something non-football related or if it is about foosballz, he may not be wanting to put in the work.  I think he knows he's the man.  No doubts about that. In fact, JJ seemed to be going out of his way to get Duke plenty of touches.  Just get your head on skrate, nab about 80 catches and 14 TD's this season and then you can take off and get paid...more than you are now.

And look, Chandler was fine with it.  Just some good natured freshman ribbing.  They rolled around and laughed for quite a while.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2015, 12:30:07 PM »
Let me guess his agent? Jimmy "Cha-Ching" Sexton.

Nook is the bagman.
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2015, 12:37:43 PM »
He's fucked if he left.  Unless he went FCS, he would have to sit out a year.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2015, 12:45:01 PM »
He's fucked if he left.  Unless he went FCS, he would have to sit out a year.

No worries.  It's all Gucci.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2015, 12:46:07 PM »
Sounds like something non-football related or if it is about foosballz, he may not be wanting to put in the work.

Like the Sixxer said, may be grades, I dunno. Whatever it is, I think it does have to do with Duke stepping it up. I'm think Craig explained this in more detail.
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Re: Duke Twats
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2015, 01:58:37 PM »
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2015, 02:42:19 PM »
Mane


Rose by fifty
Uh Now she tipsy
Slow dancing in my mansion with no panties
Want to get me
Three girls Gucci trippin
That's a lot of women
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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2015, 03:20:14 PM »

Rose by fifty
Uh Now she tipsy
Slow dancing in my mansion with no panties
Want to get me
Three girls Gucci trippin
That's a lot of women

Cause the spolight ain’t nothin without ya girl
And the dance floor ain’t nothing without ya girl
You a show stopper ohhhhhh
Lets get it poppin ohhhhhh
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2015, 03:45:31 PM »
Cause the spolight ain’t nothin without ya girl
And the dance floor ain’t nothing without ya girl
You a show stopper ohhhhhh
Lets get it poppin ohhhhhh

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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2015, 03:49:38 PM »
When I get reincarnated, I'm coming back as Usher.

He is SO Gucci.
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Re: Duke Twats
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2015, 05:13:57 PM »



We should send that into outer space, any intelligent life that would see that would think we are all dumbasses and not come down here.  :facepalm:
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