SEC Tournament (Softball)

Pell City Tiger · « **on:** May 07, 2015, 01:25:19 PM »

Auburn beat Missouri, 5-2, today.

We will play the winner of the updyke/thUGA game, which begins in 2 minutes, tomorrow at 2 p.m.

We are now 47-9 on the year.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #1 on:** May 07, 2015, 03:45:50 PM »

We'll be playing the East German Swim team tomorrow . They squeaked past thUGA 2-1 this afternoon.

First pitch is set for 2 p.m.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:06:07 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 03:45:50 PM

We'll be playing the East German Swim team tomorrow . They squeaked past thUGA 2-1 this afternoon.

First pitch is set for 2 p.m.

I was hoping that wouldn't be the case. You never know who to prepare for with their pitchers. Could be Gertrud Steinkuler or Sigrid Mueller.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #3 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:13:24 PM »

As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Karpat Muencher.

I think she's half Turk.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:14:54 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 04:13:24 PM

As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Imma Muencher.

Didn't she used to date Svetlana Rotchacockov?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #5 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 07, 2015, 04:14:54 PM

Didn't she used to date Svetlana Rotchacockov?

No, that was that other chick.

The one you're thinking of is Goenta Likalotopus. She was from the Aegean Island of Lesbos.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #6 on:** May 07, 2015, 04:57:55 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 07, 2015, 04:13:24 PM

As if those 2 weren't enough, they've added another threat on the mound; goes by the name of Karpat Muencher.

I think she's half Turk.

Uyuu wvant sum of dis?

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #7 on:** May 07, 2015, 05:00:19 PM »

She just scared the hell out of me!

djsimp · « **Reply #8 on:** May 07, 2015, 05:13:52 PM »

Dear lawd! That is one ugly dude right there.

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2015, 04:31:48 PM »

Why I hate Alabama; Reason #270,132.45

Mid fourth inning Holly "Moo" Rowe talks to Bama coach Patrick Murphy. At the time his team is trailing 5-1.

The excuse making / spin begins immediately.

"We're looking at this as just a good warmup for the real part of the season that comes next weekk. It's just a good warmup for Regionals. Just a warm up."

Who knows how the game will end, but it's pathetic that he's already justified whatever happens.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2015, 05:26:44 PM »

Auburn wins 7-1! The turds are sent home.

48-9 on the year!

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2015, 11:48:27 PM »

We play Tennessee for the SECT championship. They beat Florida tonight 2-1.

First pitch is at 7 p.m. and it'll be on ESPN.

GH2001 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2015, 07:49:35 AM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 08, 2015, 11:48:27 PM

We play Tennessee for the SECT championship. They beat Florida tonight 2-1.

First pitch is at 7 p.m. and it'll be on ESPN.

This was good. Fla may be the best team in the country. Bats went cold yesterday. I'd much rather play the vols.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2015, 10:43:30 PM »

Well, we get a chance to come back here and tie or win the tourney. If we fail, I blame PCT for the lack of upkeep on this thread and making the boys his priority. Sexism may have cost us the championship.

Thanks a lot PCT.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2015, 10:51:41 PM »

Tied it up 5-5. Vols dropped a pop up. Runner on 2 with 2 outs.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2015, 11:21:08 PM »

BOOM! SEC CHAMPS!

Auburn scores a walk off single in the bottom of the 9th to win their first SEC Championship, 6-5.

49-9 and find out tomorrow what their national seed is for the NCAA tournament.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #16 on:** May 09, 2015, 11:21:45 PM »

Pct off hook. We win our first SEC!

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #17 on:** May 09, 2015, 11:24:48 PM »

It was never in doubt!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #18 on:** May 09, 2015, 11:27:59 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on May 09, 2015, 11:24:48 PM

It was never in doubt!

Nah. We were just toying with the vols. Like a cat does with a baby bird until it finally dies.

djsimp · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2015, 12:30:25 AM »

Listening to SEC Now and it sounds like Auburn has a Regional and Super Regional host wrapped up as a #1 sead.