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When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« on: May 06, 2015, 08:18:21 AM »
...procreation

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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2015, 09:40:13 AM »
Poor kid is gonna be a retard.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2015, 09:40:47 AM »
Poor kid is gonna be a retard.

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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2015, 01:12:42 PM »
Holy crap, that's a dude!
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2015, 01:47:25 PM »
Holy crap, that's a dude!

And the majority here would still hit it!
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2015, 02:02:52 PM »
So, Ole Miss fans only procreate once every ten years?
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2015, 02:22:44 PM »
And the majority here would still hit it!

And?
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2015, 03:25:30 PM »
The rest of you can split up my share then. I don't have enough scotch to drink that thing pretty.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2015, 04:10:51 PM »
The rest of you can split up my share then. I don't have enough scotch to drink that thing pretty.
Even if she lifts up that little sun dress and there shines a big set of hairy balls? How could you resist....I mean, I'm right there with you. She's gross. Horse faced, even. Ewwwww.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2015, 04:32:40 PM »
You guys are full of shit.  Every last one of you would.  I would bet that some of you even have a preggers fetish.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2015, 04:44:31 PM »
You guys are full of shit.  Every last one of you would.  I would bet that some of you even have a preggers fetish.

This...except for the preggers fetish.  Although some of the best sex I ever had was when the wife was pregnant.


But don't tell her.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2015, 04:50:05 PM »
This...except for the preggers fetish.  Although some of the best sex I ever had was when the wife was pregnant.


But don't tell her.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2015, 05:22:57 PM »
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Me too. Re: Snags wife, that is.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2015, 05:34:17 PM »
Me too. Re: Snags wife, that is.

You had sex with Snags while his wife was pregnant?
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2015, 05:37:50 PM »
You had sex with Snags while his wife was pregnant?
STFU dickhead. Just because this is a message board where people can have fun posting juvenile jokes does not give one the right to post personal information about people. Besides, this brings back painful memories. It didn't work out and I've moved on.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2015, 05:38:45 PM »
You had sex with Snags while his wife was pregnant?

WT likes a ball-less snaggle tooth.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2015, 05:50:13 PM »
You had sex with Snags while his wife was pregnant?

If you want to call that "sex".
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2015, 06:36:31 PM »
Snaggs beamed me 3 times yesterday.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2015, 09:08:35 AM »
Snaggs beamed me 3 times yesterday.
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Re: When Ole Miss Beats Alabama...
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2015, 09:17:01 AM »
So, will the kid be named Hugh or Bo?
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