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Going Clear

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Going Clear
« on: April 22, 2015, 06:38:10 AM »
HBO is showing a documentary right now called Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief.  It's two hours and worth every minute. I only thought I knew the details of their "belief system" - Xenu, the Galactic Overlord?? - but the inner workings of this group are scary beyond belief. L Ron Hubbard was a writer of pulp science fiction novels and basically made up this religion. When he died, this guy named David Miscaviage took over. He's maybe 5'3" tall and that plus the way he runs that group makes the Hitler comparisons more than obvious.

They make you do these auditing sessions - where you basically confess everything you've ever done to an auditor who uses a device to measure your body's response so you can cleanse yourself of the thetan aliens inhabiting your body.  But the reality is that the auditors take copious notes and then create a dossier on you that is then used to blackmail and control you. Thinking about leaving?  Your wife gets an anonymous note telling her you had impure thoughts about a female co worker. John Travolta thought about leaving - remember the whole "Travolta is gay" gossip? 

And Tom Cruise is Satan's right hand. The "Church" kisses his ass, does anything he wants, buys him anything he wants, up to and including coercing female members to be Cruise's rent-a-girlfriend until he tires of them. Then the girls are punished within the "Church" for displeasing him. He is fucking nuts.

Most of the top leaders have defected over the last ten years, and are speaking out. They and their families have been stalked, harassed, slandered, libeled, and abused constantly. The "Church" has an "Office of Special Affairs" and they bought the house across the street from the former second in command and head of that OSA and kept cameras on him and his wife and baby 24/7/365 for five years.

If you get a chance to watch this film, do it.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2015, 07:18:40 AM »
This should really be interesting discussion between you and Shannon.  The CEO of her drug company is mixed up in all that shit and by my estimation is crazier than a shithouse rat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2015, 08:26:18 AM »
Compelling documentary, for sure.

The most shocking part of their entire existence, however, is how they litigated the IRS into submission.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2015, 09:00:49 AM »
We know who all of you are. The negative comments need to cease, now.

Agreed. I detect a large amount of Thetans in this thread.

But for real, while on the topic of Tom Cruise is a friggin' whack job - I'd forgotten just how many of his own stunts he does until reading something yesterday about this new MI movie... Any dude who willingly clings to the side of a plane on takeoff is nearly as nuts as those who jump from them.

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2015, 09:25:48 AM »
He is on a harness with a wind break in front of him....Hardly a daredevil move.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2015, 09:29:22 AM »
He is on a harness with a wind break in front of him....Hardly a daredevil move.

Bruce Willis did it with no safety gear.  Yippee Kiyaa Mudah Fucka
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2015, 09:44:08 AM »
Bruce Willis did it with no safety gear.  Yippee Kiyaa Mudah fudgea

Sani does it just using his fingernails to hold on.  And then he yells at the pilot for not going faster.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2015, 09:48:51 AM »
Sani does it just using his fingernails to hold on.  And then he yells at the pilot for not going faster.

Well, that goes without saying.  To Sani.   :bar:
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2015, 09:51:42 AM »
Sani does it just using his fingernails to hold on.  And then he yells at the pilot for not going faster.

all while wearing women's undergarments on a Tuesday night.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2015, 10:01:39 AM »
He is on a harness with a wind break in front of him....Hardly a daredevil move.

I'm sure there were hundreds of emergency personnel on board and on the ground as well. SOB is still riding on the wing of lifting off plane.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2015, 10:02:20 AM »
all while wearing women's undergarments on a Tuesday night.

Sani wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2015, 10:18:52 AM »
Sani does it just using his fingernails to hold on.  And then he yells at the pilot for not going faster.

Well I'm not so sure about that but I am jeepney qualified.....Which for those of you who do not know involves being able to stand on the back step of one of these



while holding onto the curve railing and take a shit while moving down the highway.

(without a harness)

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2015, 10:32:01 AM »
I can pop a wheelie.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2015, 11:02:21 AM »
Well I'm not so sure about that but I am jeepney qualified.....Which for those of you who do not know involves being able to stand on the back step of one of these

while holding onto the curve railing and take a shit while moving down the highway.

(without a harness)

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2015, 11:05:42 AM »
You are all being monitored by the mother wheel...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2015, 12:56:35 PM »
Y'all some religious persecution mofos 'round here.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2015, 07:16:15 PM »
Sani wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
He taught me how to love a woman and scold a child.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2015, 12:57:14 AM »
Y'all some religious persecution mofos 'round here.

Scientology is about as much of a valid religion as Nick Saban is a personable, caring, thoughtful human being.

If I made up a religion out of one of MY books, well, now, that would be a different story. Y'all would be willing disciples, for sure.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2015, 12:58:16 AM »
Compelling documentary, for sure.

The most shocking part of their entire existence, however, is how they litigated the IRS into submission.

2400 simultaneous lawsuits against IRS employees as individuals. And it worked.
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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2015, 08:25:35 AM »
     Doing some work on one of their buildings in Clearwater.  Wish I'd seen this before I billed them, I'd a charged those crazy motherfuckers more.  Been waiting for the brainwashing to start, but maybe I'm too poor for them to put up the effort.  Meanwhile, I've got a flock of Mormons coming around every Wednesday.  Is it still acceptable to sic the dog on them to run them off?
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