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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2015, 08:40:48 AM »
Not sure how the Mormons will react but answering the door naked holding a pistol does wonders for the Jehovah’s Witnesses
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2015, 09:38:03 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 23, 2015, 08:40:48 AM
Not sure how the Mormons will react but answering the door naked holding a pistol does wonders for the Jehovah’s Witnesses

You might gain an extra wife or 3 that way....
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2015, 09:54:09 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 23, 2015, 08:40:48 AM
Not sure how the Mormons will react but answering the door naked holding a pistol does wonders for the Jehovah’s Witnesses

Back in one of my younger days I was clearing off a few trees from the lot next to my house.  Coveralls. Chainsaw. Dirty, greasy and chewing a wad of tobacco.  Couple of Jehovah's witness came by. Tried to talk to me.  I channeled the dirtiest bammer I could think of and drawled "I'll corme to onsa yore meetins if you fellas come back up here for onesa mine tonight." Pulled the hatchet out of the tree where I'd stuck it and said "live animal sacrifice starts up about 8."

They didn't come back. 
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: Going Clear
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2015, 12:55:49 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 23, 2015, 12:57:14 AM
If I made up a religion out of one of MY books, well, now, that would be a different story. Y'all would be willing disciples, for sure.

Nope, I don't mess around with that voodoo stuff. Never helped me hit the curve ball the way Jesus did.
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