Did I mention that the Astros are in first place in their division, 4 games ahead of the next closest team? And on a 5 game winning streak?I know, it ain't gonna last and I probably jinxed it, but damn if it still ain't fun to type. Whee.
Well, the rangers reacquired Josh Hamilton so we should drugs and alcohol back in the dugout.
Weren't they playing better when they had those things there before?Okay then.
Let me be clear about something. fudge Dan Uggla. Well, let's give a big F.U. to the fine Braves pitching staff that blew a 10-2 lead to lose 13-12 to the Craptionals. But a 3 run homer by Uggla in the 9th to win it? That pathetic little shoot had 5 RBI's on the night. Know how many he had all of last year when the Braves were paying $189,884,934.00 per game of his salary?10Know what he hit in 3+ years with the Braves after collecting $12,337,995,002.00 kwazillion and increasing the National Debt by 14%? .136 with 2 HR's and 13 RBI's. The Braves are teh suck. Even getting 12 runs and 18 hits....they lose. But fudge that Ewok bastard. You're a multi-bwaskwillionaire for taking 3 years OFF!!!!! You're a big part of the reason this franchise had to wholesale everyone and start over.
Go gloat in some other universe. I'm busy wallowing in self-pity and you're disturbing my severe state of depression.
I'm more like the kid who fully expected a box of cotton granny panties for her birthday and instead got a pink pony pulling a trailer full of Godiva chocolates and hundred dollar bills.Color me shocked.
You use your mouth purtyer than a $20 whore. Wait...you aren't you a $20 whore, are you?
She's at least a $50 one.
I wouldn't even accept your phone call for $50.
Do you take credit cards?
Gawt dam Braves just gave up 13 runs for the second night in a row. Has that ever happened?
They are really gonna have to shore up their pitching before the NLCS begins.
Gonna have to change my caller id to Nathan Fillion
Did I mention that the Astros are in first place in their division, 4 games ahead of the next closest team? And on a 5 SIX game winning streak?I know, it ain't gonna last and I probably jinxed it, but damn if it still ain't fun to type. Whee.
You just text me the number, expiration, billing zip and security code and I'll let you know. Wait. You got fifteen kids. You ain't got no damn credick.
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