The REAL Official 2015 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

Tiger Wench · « **on:** April 06, 2015, 03:47:59 PM »

Snaggie, if you had any nuts, I'd cut them off for bogarting my thread. Next thing we know, you'll be calling the Taint too, then I really will have to cut a bitch.

So here it is. Another underwhelming Opening Day. In fact, I didn't even know it was opening day until about five minutes ago. Seems a bit early in April, but whatever. It's here.

And those of us who love the game and hate the teams we love get our hopes up yet again. One more year. One more season. It's our year for sure. Can't be as bad as last year, anyway.

I know exactly one name on the Disasstros lineup. Having said that, George Springer IS the Disasstros lineup. They are all a bunch of kids, wet behind the ears. And maybe that's what we want here in H-town - a bunch of kids playing for the joy of the game instead of the endorsements and the bullshit. They are still excited when they take the field, adrenaline pumping, waiting for the ump to yell "Play ball!" They still hope, still believe, still think anything is possible. Maybe I have been selling them and their youth short, not seeing the big picture, the potential, the opportunities, the future.

Aw dammit. They are still my boys. And a bad day at Minute Maid is still better than a good day at work.

Go Astros!!!

Play ball, boys.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #1 on:** April 06, 2015, 04:09:18 PM »

I haven't been to The ball park in Arlington in over 6 years. In another couple of years you'll have the millionaires fighting the billionaires over thousands of dollars. To sit through a 3/12 to 4 hour snooze fest while drinking way over priced beer I know is Americana.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** April 06, 2015, 04:22:11 PM »

Jest ewe wait till Kris Bryant gets the call up in 18 more days! You'll see! You'll all see!

The Cubbies may just climb out of last place. I miss the Astros.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2015, 04:43:06 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 06, 2015, 04:22:11 PM

I miss the Astros.

Why? Going 1-2 against them every series didn't really help your record.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2015, 09:02:03 PM »

Okay fine, I'll defer to the group in letting Wench start the annual thread. Even though the season had already started and all we heard was crickets. Even though there is nothing to F up because there is no mojo associated with the previous threads. SF won last year. Any of you Giants fans? Didn't think so.

I understand that it's a sympathy vote in letting her start it being that the Assthrows have been the worst franchise in history for the last decade. But damn it, my thread was bona fide. The Braves have far surpassed the Assthrows is sucktitude. I deserved this. My team will lose 115 games this season. There is no worthier Bitch & Moan thread starter than the ball-less one.

Just remember, I have many reverse mojo rituals that I will conduct this season under the cover of darkness. You all will pay. All hail the BKG's. All Bird series....unless it's not.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #5 on:** April 06, 2015, 11:58:37 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 06, 2015, 09:02:03 PM

Okay fine, I'll defer to the group in letting Wench start the annual thread. Even though the season had already started and all we heard was crickets. Even though there is nothing to F up because there is no mojo associated with the previous threads. SF won last year. Any of you Giants fans? Didn't think so.

I pulled for the SFG in the Series last year so Huddy would get his ring. So suck it, big boi.

Just can't let a woman have one thing. Except your balls.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2015, 08:13:37 AM »

I will no longer make fun of Wench and her Astros, because the BKG's have taken it out on the Braves this year.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2015, 09:22:57 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 06, 2015, 11:58:37 PM

Just can't let a woman have one thing. Except your balls.

Isn't that technically two? Or is snags pulling a Lance Armstrong?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2015, 09:43:05 AM »

8-0 1 hit loss. Awesome!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:04:20 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 07, 2015, 09:22:57 AM

Isn't that technically two? Or is snags pulling a Lance Armstrong?

Takes two of his to make one of yours. Or so I've heard.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:05:49 PM »

And the Disasstros won on opening day over Cleveland. It was a most thrilling victory. 2 - 0, with both teams combining for a grand total of 6 hits.

Zzzzzzzzz.....

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:09:59 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 07, 2015, 01:04:20 PM

Takes two of his to make one of yours. Or so I've heard.

Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Balls are here for your pleasure.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:50:58 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 07, 2015, 01:09:59 PM

Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Ball are here for your pleasure.

FTFY

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2015, 01:55:35 PM »

That would be "My Ball is here for your pleasure".

Jumbo · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:07:26 PM »

The Bravos might go undefeated.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:12:37 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on April 07, 2015, 02:07:26 PM

The Bravos might go undefeated.

Only 161 more to go. I think it's doable.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #16 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:16:41 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 07, 2015, 02:12:37 PM

Only 161 more to go. I think it's doable.

I like the positve attitude!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:26:09 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 07, 2015, 02:16:41 PM

I like the positve attitude!

It's this new and improved B&M thread. The mojo in here is off the charts.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:30:49 PM »

Braves and Cards in the NLCS. You heard it here first.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #19 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:52:58 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 07, 2015, 02:30:49 PM

Braves and Cards in the NLCS. You heard it here first.

Haha, nice try dick. The Braves front office along with the BKG's have already fucked us.

The Cubs are going to wi ahh hell, nevermind, it's the Cubs for crying out loud.