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Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« on: April 01, 2015, 12:23:36 PM »
Married a bammer.  Can't wash that off.  She gotta go.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2015, 12:32:54 PM »
Married a bammer.  Can't wash that off.  She gotta go.


Last few times I saw him play he looked like he had just eaten a shit sammich.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2015, 12:39:08 PM »
In the divorce settlement, she gets a gross sum of $2.5 million.  He gets everything else.  I have a feeling she was gettin' her freak on outside the marital boundaries.  A little zoom-zoom-zoom in her boom boom.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2015, 12:53:32 PM »
In the divorce settlement, she gets a gross sum of $2.5 million.  He gets everything else.  I have a feeling she was gettin' her freak on outside the marital boundaries.  A little zoom-zoom-zoom in her boom boom.

So their "irreconcilable differences" were she wanted him to make the bank but let her rub her stank muffin on other dude's tent polls? Or was he parking the porpoise in other marinas?
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2015, 01:17:33 PM »
So their "irreconcilable differences" were she wanted him to make the bank but let her rub her stank muffin on other dude's tent polls? Or was he parking the porpoise in other marinas?


For only 2.5 million, I am guessing she was getting her sand trap raked by by another caddie.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2015, 02:07:57 PM »
I don't do divorce work and Florida divorce laws may be different than Alabama's.  But this is more along the lines of what you usually see in celebrity splits.  I know Duffner's net worth is not at this level but his ex would normally be entitled to more than $2.5

Terms of Jeff Gordon Divorce Settlement
•Jeff gave Brooke 15.3 million USD
•Brooke waived her claim for alimony

Jeff and Brooke underwent a mediation session that lasted for 12 hours. At the conclusion of this session, the divorce settlement was prepared.

When Brooke had filed for divorce, she had demanded the following.
•An airplane
•Periodic use of the couple's boats
•2 cars
•Alimony
•The couple's oceanfront home that was estimated at 9 million USD

As per the court documents Brooke was guaranteed a settlement amount of 15.3 million USD was after having decided to sell 2 properties. One of this was the oceanfront home in Highland Beach, which had an area of 23,095 square feet.

In the initial court filings, Jeff stated that his worth was 48.8 million USD and his earning in the year 2001 were more than 18 million USD. Further, Brooke argued that Jeff was worth more money. Her lawyers stated that Jeff's correct worth should be found by examining the contracts car owners had with drivers and sponsors. Jeff also owned a stake in Hendrick Motorsports.

As per the divorce laws in Florida, the assets that have been bought during marital life needed to be split evenly. Jeff made a statement against this point that he risked his life to amass the assets and hence splitting them evenly is not a correct method
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2015, 02:29:27 PM »
I don't do divorce work and Florida divorce laws may be different than Alabama's.  But this is more along the lines of what you usually see in celebrity splits.  I know Duffner's net worth is not at this level but his ex would normally be entitled to more than $2.5

Terms of Jeff Gordon Divorce Settlement
•Jeff gave Brooke 15.3 million USD
•Brooke waived her claim for alimony

Jeff and Brooke underwent a mediation session that lasted for 12 hours. At the conclusion of this session, the divorce settlement was prepared.

When Brooke had filed for divorce, she had demanded the following.
•An airplane
•Periodic use of the couple's boats
•2 cars
•Alimony
•The couple's oceanfront home that was estimated at 9 million USD

As per the court documents Brooke was guaranteed a settlement amount of 15.3 million USD was after having decided to sell 2 properties. One of this was the oceanfront home in Highland Beach, which had an area of 23,095 square feet.

In the initial court filings, Jeff stated that his worth was 48.8 million USD and his earning in the year 2001 were more than 18 million USD. Further, Brooke argued that Jeff was worth more money. Her lawyers stated that Jeff's correct worth should be found by examining the contracts car owners had with drivers and sponsors. Jeff also owned a stake in Hendrick Motorsports.

As per the divorce laws in Florida, the assets that have been bought during marital life needed to be split evenly. Jeff made a statement against this point that he risked his life to amass the assets and hence splitting them evenly is not a correct method

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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2015, 02:39:18 PM »
Married a bammer.  Can't wash that off.  She gotta go.
Link, mofo.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2015, 09:54:35 AM »
In the divorce settlement, she gets a gross sum of $2.5 million.  He gets everything else.  I have a feeling she was gettin' her freak on outside the marital boundaries.  A little zoom-zoom-zoom in her boom boom.
I'd shake her rump
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2015, 09:58:34 AM »
I'd shake her rump

He speaks for most all of us.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2015, 10:00:59 AM »
I have a feeling Duff daddy will rebound from this and be alright in the end.

Look at Tiger. Dude is a freak and still bounced from a Swedish model to an Olympic athlete. Cut five years off the age of his slam piece in the process, to boot.  :vn:
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2015, 10:05:15 AM »
He speaks for most all of us.
He does but let's be inclusive. There is a growing x segment that would love to stick their junk in Jason's trunk.
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« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2015, 01:58:14 PM »
I have a feeling Duff daddy will rebound from this and be alright in the end.

Look at Tiger. Dude is a freak and still bounced from a Swedish model to an Olympic athlete. Cut five years off the age of his slam piece in the process, to boot.  :vn:


Funny how being rich helps this out.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2015, 06:50:28 PM »
The x-wife isnt so hot anyway. Duff could do better at the clubhouse.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2015, 04:10:50 PM »
The x-wife isnt so hot anyway. Duff could do better at the clubhouse.

You are fucking crazy...





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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2015, 05:11:41 PM »
Yeah....I was kinda' wondering where that comment came from.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2015, 05:23:32 PM »
You are fucking crazy...







Thank you. This is my first time seeing her.
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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2015, 08:37:24 PM »
Thank you. This is my first time seeing her.

You evil master...you are genius!!!
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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2015, 09:52:00 PM »
You evil master...you are genius!!!

I ain't gonna lie, the golf pic is pretty hot.
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Re: Duffner's dumping bammer whore
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2015, 02:04:36 PM »
She's a dime piece.
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