uat's Johnathan Taylor arrested Saturday Assault & Domestic Violence...shocking

CCTAU · « **Reply #20 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:50:40 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2015, 05:27:25 PM

Agreed. You people are supposed to entertain me. And yes, I said you people.

Just don't refer to GWB as a monkey. You'll never hear the end of it!

CCTAU · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:53:21 AM »

Truthfully this is all BS. The girl's daddy said it was OK!

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:57:59 AM »

Mark Schlabach

goodbye

jmar · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:14:41 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 31, 2015, 09:19:28 AM

Good stuff. But, what's a sycophant? Know your audience.

Methinks it originated from a comment on another topic by our own Wench. Pretty crafty word sycophant. Been meaning to buy a dictionary so I can unerstand you folks.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:15:37 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 31, 2015, 09:19:28 AM

Good stuff. But, what's a sycophant? Know your audience.

Someone who wants to do sexual things to an elephant. Lots of them are bammer fans, obviously.

Since it has to do with sexual deviancy, I figured this crew already knew the meaning and would be able to quote movies about it.

Godfather · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 31, 2015, 01:15:37 PM

Someone who wants to do sexual things to an elephant. Lots of them are bammer fans, obviously.

Since it has to do with sexual deviancy, I figured this crew already knew the meaning and would be able to quote movies about it.

Do you do drugs Danny?

AUJarhead · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:01:03 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on March 31, 2015, 01:41:28 PM

Do you do drugs Danny?

Every day.

jmar · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:16:07 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 31, 2015, 01:15:37 PM

Someone who wants to do sexual things to an elephant. Lots of them are bammer fans, obviously.

Since it has to do with sexual deviancy, I figured this crew already knew the meaning and would be able to quote movies about it.

Damn... you are attractive even when you lie to us.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:58:21 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 31, 2015, 01:15:37 PM

Someone who wants to do sexual things to an elephant. Lots of them are bammer fans, obviously.

Since it has to do with sexual deviancy, I figured this crew already knew the meaning and would be able to quote movies about it.

No, no, no! A sycophant is one of those crazy elephants that stampedes through 3rd world villages and squashes the slowest running villagers.

jmar · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:03:59 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 31, 2015, 02:58:21 PM

No, no, no! A sycophant is one of those crazy elephants that stampedes through 3rd world villages and squashes the slowest running villagers.

Sorry...just doesn't have the same affect as a Wench lie. You're describing a rogue bull elephant.
Sex not a part of the act.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:07:19 PM »

Quote from: jmar on March 31, 2015, 03:03:59 PM

Sorry...just doesn't have the same affect as a Wench lie. You're describing a rogue bull elephant.
Sex not a part of the act.

What if the elephant has unprotected sex with the slow villagers after he squashes them?

jmar · « **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:11:02 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2015, 03:07:19 PM

What if the elephant has unprotected sex with the slow villagers after he squashes them?

That's necrophantium.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:42:13 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2015, 03:07:19 PM

What if the elephant has unprotected sex with the slow villagers after he squashes them?

Hoe does an elephant have protected sex?

The Six · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:47:12 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 31, 2015, 03:42:13 PM

Hoe does an elephant have protected sex?

One of these

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:56:52 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 31, 2015, 03:42:13 PM

Hoe does an elephant have protected sex?

Dammit, hanging fastball right across the middle of the plate!

The answer is: I dunno, ask your mom.

(This mom slam was delivered in a general nature and does not constitute an assault on any mom in particular by the person taking a swing at the aforementioned hanging fastball.)

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:03:33 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on March 31, 2015, 03:56:52 PM

Dammit, hanging fastball right across the middle of the plate!

The answer is: I dunno, ask your mom.

(This mom slam was delivered in a general nature and does not constitute an assault on any mom in particular by the person taking a swing at the aforementioned hanging fastball.)

I am being I am being discriminated against (fail safe comeback) Eric Holder has been notified.

jmar · « **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:29:12 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 31, 2015, 03:42:13 PM

Hoe does an elephant have protected sex?

They post a lookout?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #37 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:42:54 PM »

What's gray and comes in quarts?

An elephant.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:42:55 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2015, 04:42:54 PM

What's gray and comes in quarts?

An elephant.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:30:16 PM »

The process continues. Bwahaha!