You have values?
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I value soft natural boobs.
I value a good buzz before 10 a.m. on a football Saturday.
I value the scent of burgers grilling.
I value double ply toilet paper hanging from ancient oaks.
I value hurrying up and not huddling.
I value running the ball, playing defense and knocking the hell out of people.
I value bigger televisions.
I value good writing.
I value the unconditional love of my dog, who forgives me no matter what I do.
I value attorneys who care.
I value Al Gore's Internet.
I value the ponytails of the young mothers who frequently jog through my neighborhood.
I value good manners and courteous behavior.
I also value the cathartic nature of pure unadulterated hate and the rage that goes with it.
I value the confederate flag, the American flag and the flag of Australia
I value the young men, whether they be black, white, green or yellow, who put on the orange and blue.
I value the police officers who profile even when they're required to say they don't.
I value Christmas Vacation, A Christmas Story and Charlie Brown Christmas.
I value the KISS song catalog and the trademarked makeup that sets them apart.
I value medicine, but not the side effects.
I value the first bite of a McDonald's sausage and egg mcmuffin in the morning.
I value a long straight drive off the tee box.
I value the high arching beauty of a pitching wedge shot that hits the green and spins to a stop
I value the last bite of a Hardees steak and egg biscuit in the morning
I value Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper.
I have values.