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Be My Valentine
« on: February 10, 2015, 03:26:39 PM »
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my true feelings about y'all.

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2015, 03:32:37 PM »
 :charles:
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2015, 03:36:12 PM »


Better?
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2015, 02:29:59 PM »
So sweet! If Snaggle had balls he'd shave them for you.  <3 <3 <3
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2015, 02:32:08 PM »
So sweet! If Snaggle had balls he'd shave them for you.  <3 <3 <3

Especially for you, my sweet.

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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2015, 02:32:24 PM »
So sweet! If Snaggle had balls he'd shave them for you.  <3 <3 <3

Whatev.  I manscaped those puppies weeks ago.  Saggy and slick.
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2015, 03:00:59 PM »
I couldn't decide what to do myself.  Completely slick?  Nice heart in the middle?
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2015, 03:10:53 PM »
I couldn't decide what to do myself.  Completely slick?  Nice heart in the middle?

I was going to go with a heart on each and had a little mishap in mid manscape.  So I had to.....


Wait, I thought we weren't going to talk gay anymore. Is this gay?
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2015, 03:51:59 PM »
If manscaping is gay then I don't want to be right
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2015, 04:31:49 PM »
Whatev.  I manscaped those puppies weeks ago.  Saggy and slick.

I'm not at ALL sure they can be both.  :sad:
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2015, 04:40:28 PM »
Ooooo rubbah smooth skin
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2015, 07:50:12 PM »
If manscaping is gay then I don't want to be right
It'd take a bush hog to mow down the underbrush I'm sporting. Nut shaving is just like tree pruning in my opinion; do it in springtime because it's too damn cold in the winter.
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2015, 09:28:19 PM »
It'd take a bush hog to mow down the underbrush I'm sporting. Nut shaving is just like tree pruning in my opinion; do it in springtime because it's too damn cold in the winter.

I love you, Chief, but this is a disturbing mental image.
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Re: Be My Valentine
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2015, 10:36:11 PM »
Chief is just gettin' his Valentine on. In fact....isn't someone's birthday......?
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