Be My Valentine

[Buzz Killington]

With Valentine's Day just around the corner, I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my true feelings about y'all.

[Godfather]

 

[Buzz Killington]

Better?

[Shug Dye]

So sweet! If Snaggle had balls he'd shave them for you. 

[Buzz Killington]

So sweet! If Snaggle had balls he'd shave them for you. 

Especially for you, my sweet.

[Snaggletiger]

So sweet! If Snaggle had balls he'd shave them for you. 

Whatev.  I manscaped those puppies weeks ago.  Saggy and slick.

[Buzz Killington]

I couldn't decide what to do myself.  Completely slick?  Nice heart in the middle?

[Snaggletiger]

I couldn't decide what to do myself.  Completely slick?  Nice heart in the middle?

I was going to go with a heart on each and had a little mishap in mid manscape.  So I had to.....


Wait, I thought we weren't going to talk gay anymore. Is this gay?

[Buzz Killington]

If manscaping is gay then I don't want to be right

[Shug Dye]

Whatev.  I manscaped those puppies weeks ago.  Saggy and slick.

I'm not at ALL sure they can be both. 

[Snaggletiger]

Ooooo rubbah smooth skin

[Pell City Tiger]

If manscaping is gay then I don't want to be right

It'd take a bush hog to mow down the underbrush I'm sporting. Nut shaving is just like tree pruning in my opinion; do it in springtime because it's too damn cold in the winter.

[Tiger Wench]

It'd take a bush hog to mow down the underbrush I'm sporting. Nut shaving is just like tree pruning in my opinion; do it in springtime because it's too damn cold in the winter.

I love you, Chief, but this is a disturbing mental image.

[Snaggletiger]

Chief is just gettin' his Valentine on. In fact....isn't someone's birthday......?