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We are not immune

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We are not immune
« on: February 02, 2015, 11:40:57 AM »
Just left lowes. Old scraggly guy in there. Orange hoodie.  Auburn pajama pants. Slippers.

Those pants have no button in the front. Just a slot. I know. I have a pair like them.

I assume the dude was wearing boxers.  Or commando.  Becsuse his fucking turtle had poked its head out.

He was standing in the aisle, talking on the phone, scratching his ass. In his pajamas. And his grisly, wrinkled, one eyed turtle was out looking at the world.

People saw. And had no idea what to do.

War eagle.
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2015, 12:00:12 PM »
Probably a pre-signing day plant.
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2015, 12:09:21 PM »
Peep eye, bitches!
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2015, 12:59:16 PM »
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2015, 01:10:53 PM »
what i find weird...Kaos looking at some dude's crotch. 
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2015, 04:51:12 PM »
what i find weird...Kaos looking at some dude's crotch.

If he was an Auburn man, no way did it fit in his pants.  Or at least that what all you guys are saying, amirite?
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2015, 05:12:08 PM »
what i find weird...Kaos looking at some dude's crotch.

Yeah, that is kind of the elephant in the room.
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2015, 05:19:43 PM »
Clearly this man was homeless, and some nice Auburn fan donated some clothes to help him out.
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2015, 06:06:25 PM »
Clearly this man was homeless, and some nice Auburn fan donated some clothes to help him out.

While he was talking on his Obama phone.
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Re: We are not immune
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2015, 09:05:24 AM »
Yeah, that is kind of the elephant in the room.
Man that's racist.
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